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They tried to Charlie Kirk me, but I am simply too powerful.

While we're waiting on the MAK-90 wood, I bought this Ukrainian KPYK furniture for the SAM5. Multiple days of filing the aluminum pieces to get this to fit. Removed receiver rivets due to bad design. Ukraine has yet to invent manufacturing tolerances. Looks fuckin' sick though.

I'm a patient man.

Goodnight, son.

I made a $50 NY strip fresh from the butcher, sous vide and butter basted with garlic and thyme and served cubed with chives, short sweet potato fries sautéed in beef fat with sage and parmigiana, and a buttermilk biscuit halved with whipped cream. It's not for you. It's for Ted.

There are two kinds of people: those who say "What, no, ewww" and those who say "Hell yeah I do" when you ask if they wanna see something gross.

I made you butter-sauteed gnocchi in a creamy slightly spicy San Marzano tomato sauce with a lot of fresh spinach, balsamic onions, finished with parmigianno and a drizzle of honey, served with cheesy garlic bread. Enjoy.

I made you some penne pasta. Enjoy.

Next up in the AK furniture files, this Yugo upper handguard was stained shittily at the factory, and I needed it to match the stock. I burned it over a gas stove, sanded it, applied rosewood stain, and then finally tung oil. Now I have to make them both match some custom MLOK bits.

Pit bull Penny.

I made you some chicken fajita mac and cheese with poblano and adobo chipotle peppers. And some broccoli sauteed with lime juice and red pepper flakes, idk. Enjoy.

I... uh. Okay, man.

For Valentine's Day, I made you Cajun chicken alfredo, but it's a pizza. Enjoy.

I made you velveted honey sriracha chicken over some rice and soy sauce sautéed broccoli and asparagus. Enjoy.

Happy gently used Arsenal SAM5 which is halfway converted to an AR-M9 with KNS piston already installed day to all who celebrate. Bonus Zenitco RK-6 handstop.

I'm happy to report that, due to getting laid off last year, the racist pedophilic cannibalistic billionaires owe ME money this year.

Bruh

Happy 30+ year-old new-in-box, unfired, pristine Norinco MAK-90 day to all who celebrate. Milled, not stamped. Smells like cosmoline and Dengism.

Three X-rays and a barium test, $1,028.53, to be told she had a tummy ache and needed to fart real bad.

New cutting board. 2" thick, 20x15, white maple, end-grain. Custom-made. My girlfriend found it for $6 at an estate sale.

Little known fact about me: I'm very witty and likeable and handsome and good at cooking and handy and animals all inherently trust me.

I made you dinner. Enjoy.

Eliminate entire game mechanics. Follow for more gamer pro tips.

There are plenty of things you can cheap out on. Cat litter and thermal paste are not on that list.

Time for bed. Goodnight.

Update to this: I spent six months unemployed. I got my dream job after three months of interviews. They even rejected me, I got another offer two weeks later, accepted it, and then dream job came back like "are you still available lol?" Lotta money, work from home, interesting work. 👍

Hello, friends. Been a minute. This is kitten Mina and pit bull Penny. Enjoy.

Shallow-fried Italian herb chicken breast, spaghetti all'assassina, and hot honey asparagus finished with a balsamic glaze. For one. For me. You can't have any.

For the next Pope they should do a silly one this time. A freaky, freaky little guy.

Okay but check this shit out

I made you dinner (velveted teriyaki chicken).

Just got laid off. If you know of anyone hiring an SEO, and in particular a technical SEO, lmk. Thanks.

I made you dinner.

Vet said her jaw was likely broken and healed a bit askew at some point. Maybe 12-18 months old. She's scheduled for a chip, spay, and tooth extraction on Wednesday. She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets.

Penny is getting some chicken nuggets before her vet visit.

The party of free speech:

Republicans went from having minor policy differences in the neo-liberal world order to waking up everyday getting sexually aroused by behaving like the villains in a children's cartoon, thinking of the worst things to do and cruelest ways to act to the largest number of people.

Yah

Dressed for the weather.

Asked the gf what I was making for dinner yesterday. She said chicken parm. Yes, ma'am. Can do.