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Am I the only one who wants every Christian Republican candidate to be asked if the disavow the KKK? After all, they are a Christian group.

I wish he'd just disappear. By natural causes it other than natural causes. To be clear, it's NOT the guy the federalés think I'm talking about, or is it🤔🤔🤔

So I made the mistake of listening to the new album from Rakim, Korrupt, and Masta Killa. "The God Body LP." It's fire. It's all I've listened to for the last week in the car. I suspect it will be heavy on the rotation.

here's today's post: "Racist moron does one okay thing, immediately goes back to being a racist moron" — the smear campaign against Abdul El-Sayed continues.

I'm happy that we don't have to hear Charlie Kirk's shit take defending the Cornell 57.

Goddamnit I love October baseball

You guys ever notice that when tr*mp glares at the camera and tries to look tough that he just ends up looking like he's power loading his diaper?

from today's post: "What the fuck is this ‘let them eat cake’ bullshit from the White House?" — What thimble-brain thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Sausage deep dish was on the menu tonight. It was bomb.

So notoriously anti-LGBTQ Lauren Boebert had a sexual relationship with a woman on her staff and then paid her hundreds of thousands of dollars to keep quiet? Republican hypocrisy is so shameless.

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: September 19 edition" — God lowers prices, Donny airs his vices, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Am I the only one who sees the irony in tr*mp attacking Iran while hating John McCain? Iran was McCain's erect nipple fantasy and Donny boy fulfilled it.

I'll bet there's video of either tr*mp, Mike Johnson, or kash fugging a sheep. That's the only thing that makes sense.

This is awesome🤣🤣🤣

Is there anything more disappointing than hearing someone you thought was intelligent pronounce it "nucular?" All I think of is Homer Simpson when I hear that.

Congratulations to Charlie Kirk! He's gone a full year without saying something racist!

Please tell me I'm not the only millennial who randomly starts singing, "the life of the wife is ended by the knife," multiple times a week even though I probably haven't seen that episode of family guy since 2005.

here's Sunday's post: "what the fuck is that thing on Donny’s head?" — the Emperor’s new hair is just the latest in a lifetime of bad decisions. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

here's today's post: "‘stop the bullshit’ — even MAGA is fed up with Dear Leader" — Republicans are facing electoral Armageddon in November. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

With as jealous as tr*mp is of John McCain, has anyone considered telling him how much of a hard on McCain had for attacking Iran? I bet of we told him he's doing John McCain's work that he'd stop.

here's today's post: "Google Maps can pretty much fuck all the way off" — what kind of bullshit is ‘Lake America’? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

wingnut grifter-provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos got nabbed by ICE, and MAGA is shitting their pants, because it happened to one of their own. boo fucking hoo, crybabies. thank you for your attention to today post, in which I document the atrocities. link is here: bit.ly/4qLBF20

Google maps shows lake America. Waze is headquartered in the country with the white flag and blue star that we're not allowed to criticize. I'm going to try Tom Tom and see how that goes.

Thou shalt expand the Supreme Court to 17 and make Michelle Obama, Rachel Maddow, Mark Ruffalo, and Hasan Piker Supreme Court Justices.

Anyone else notice that the only people screaming to "protect women's sports" are a bunch of men?

Out of office reply is set, outlook notifications are off, and I'm on vacation until after labor day. Shutting down your computer on Friday afternoon before extended time off is the closest you get to that magic of waking up on Christmas morning as a kid.

Someday Home Alone 2 will officially be edited to remove the pedophile hotel owner.

Donny has clownfucked himself into unwinnable wars against Canada and Iran, and it's broken his what's left of his rotting brain. boo fucking hoo, Donny. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock that shit and also say goodbye to Dolly Parton. link is here: bit.ly/3SWdH7B

She’s gaining on us!

true fact: once, when Preznit Fuckwit's handlers wouldn't let Diaper Nurse Natalie ride in his motorcade, she threw a screaming shit-fit, and hid in the trunk of his car. perfectly normal stuff. thank you for your attention to today's post, for all that and more. link is here: bit.ly/3S2TooO

here's today's post: "Admiral Bone Spurs hates his sailors" — the crew aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln deserve better than this. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

MAGA can't ever take responsibility for their own fuck-ups. it's so much easier just to blame Joe Biden. thank for your attention to today's post, in which I take this shit-kazoos to task. also: Piss-Drunk Pete disgracefully mistreats the USS Abraham Lincoln sailors. link is here: bit.ly/4ge3XNM

Has anybody stopped to think that maybe Iran is just trying to impress Jody Foster?

My son got his first covid vaccine when he was 5. His teeth started falling out shortly thereafter. Coincidence?!?!?!? I think not!!!!!!

here's today's post: "a war, but with morons" — how the fuck do you miscount missiles? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: August 8 edition" — the cabinet pigs out, Dear Leader wigs out, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Richard Nixon was never arrested for his crimes, but his Attorney General John Mitchell was—for helping Nixon cover them up. Have fun with the next administration, Todd Blanche!

Got scammed with counterfeit Galaxy buds on eBay and left a bad, 1 star review. Guy messaged me offering 10% refund if I changed my review. After some back and forth, he refunded 100%. I never changed the review, just reported him to eBay for selling counterfeit merchandise and blocked him.

we don't need a worthless press that simply repeats whatever lies Republicans are spinning. we need these fuckers to do their jobs, and demand the truth. thank you for your attention to today's very angry post, in which I rip them all several new ones. link is here: bit.ly/4xwRTyh

here's today's post: "the Emperor’s new wig: what the fuck is going on with Dear Leader’s hair?" — what even is that? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

after Max Miller's wife accused him of abusing her and their daughter, our shithole president took Miller's side, and explained that HE was the real victim. holy shit, Republicans fucking suck. thank you for your attention to today's very angry post. link is here: bit.ly/4fEDGZV

here's today's post: "how many scaramuccis until Jeanine Boxwine gets shitcanned?" — let the Pirro Bites It countdown clock commence. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

I hate life, but it beats the alternative🤷

I wonder what the Vegas odds are on what time turtle McConnell's passing will be announced? 12:01 is my guess.

Bobby Brainworms went on Dana Bash's show and was a condescending misogynistic prick to her, laughing at her, shouting over her, and generally being an asshole. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I rip this fuckface several new ones. link is here: bit.ly/45Eb8d4

this week, MAGA asked a question: what would you do if, as a batter, a major league pitcher *accidentally* threw a Christian baby at you? thank you for your attention to "this week in stupid," my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. link is here: bit.ly/4w5lKN8

Trump sued Capital One to prove they closed his accounts over politics. The bank’s answer, filed Friday: it was the anti-money-laundering desk. Months of review. Three hundred accounts. He pulled that thread himself.

here's today's post: "cookin’ with Bobby Brainworms, and other tales of Republican dumbfuckery" — another twenty-four hours in the United States of Stupidity. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —