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NPB is the best baseball, and it’s not close

One production meeting into trying to explain the rules of Blood on The Clocktower to the British Media Elite “You know what, lads, I’ve had an idea…”

That’s communist we count those

There really is nothing like Autumn in London. My favourite season, here at last

I think about how great these relatively minor characters in this film are all the time

The last three sentences of this Catherine Bray piece about Jaws are perfection

Choosin’ Texas? Oh, you mean A-Pop Longhorn Hunters

I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh

I gotta go with this one imo

Ugh, the nepo baby discourse about this one is going to be so annoying.

Putting together my outfit for Avengers: Doomsday

so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?

The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne

Insane to wake up and the US Open is still going

Gene Tierney between takes on the set of The Egyptian (1954)

Rough week for Miss Piggy specifically

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

Just found a very strong set of reaction images for when I’m trying to convince my friends to come get a beer

HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...

Ladies and gentlemen...this is Woke No. 5

The long goodbye x the waters of March

We really did lose something important when everything went digital

Conspiracy theory time: this montage was originally soundtracked by “New York, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down” but it was too much of bummer so they swapped it out for an alternative Millennial Banger

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol III: Century (2009-2012 Moore/O'Neil, Top Shelf)

Love living in the a country with one of the world's leading music industries where the politicians are too cowardly to embrace the realities of our economy. Very normal, nothing gender about this at all.

Avec du Plastic Bertrand

I’m all in on a banter timeline now. America cheat their way to the final where they face up against, and lose to, England

Someone asked me earlier today if I think England are gonna go all the way. And I said maybeeee

one funny dynamic this world cup has brought out is british people getting annoyed with the americans on here for doing a really bad job of hating england, something we do every day by virtue of having to live here

In a just world, Cynthia Rothrock would be 10x as famous as Steven Segal and Chuck Norris combined.

I swear, "a pope from Chicago excommunicates a Nazi-adjacent sect" is like a cut scene from The Blues Brothers

"Do try and bring your VOIP-enabled headset back in one piece, 007"

Prayers up for a Gentlemen Prefer Blondes KJB episode. (It is a heist!)

cunts are still running the world

"You're a big man Polyphemus, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job."

Why Don't We Do It In The Road? A Creep Mystery

Is your child up at 9pm arguing about tram networks with the entire staff of the FT and some tedious Americans who are not familiar with the concept of a joke? This report make shock you.

The Clock Man bit on Guy Montgomery’s Spelling Bee is such a specific bit of genius

congratulations to the kinks, i love waterloo sunset

"weirdly accented weirdly named sexually inadequate moon Trillionaire becomes threat to the UK" is a Bond movie premise where eventually he gets pushed into a tank full of horny sea leopards, but MI6 doesn't have the juice for that these days

Even aside from how cool she is generally, it’s gotta be said that Naomi Osaka is a really cool name