Jeff Hebert

We had frozen vegan gluten-free pizza last night and ate the cardboard base by accident. Let me tell you, that base was the best-tasting vegan gluten-free pizza we’ve ever had.

Right there with you!

Spent a lovely afternoon at Silver Creek in Park City yesterday.

These people sure are happy about having gum disease.

Tomorrow is gonna be wild, folks, this is bad. I don’t know if they’ve ever released a warning the day before. #php #webdev www.php.net/archive/2026...

Gonna add “he just put his foot in the ground” to my “most hated football announcer sayings” list. Yeah, he did. On account of the running.

CeeDee Lamb always seems annoyed to have been thrown the ball. #nfl

Pretty sure all the time we saved by working from home and not commuting has been replaced by the time we now spend saying "You're muted".

Swiped from a friend's status: "Spent a while at the social security office today. Best overheard comment: 'Well honey, excuse me for sayin' but that's just like a big ol’ fat juicy pig talkin’ about he pro-bacon.' "

Then and now pics of one of our #dogs, Finn.

Man, you think you're doing all right, looking decent, clothes fit a bit better, meds and exercise and diet are clicking. Then you walk by a vindictive shop window and see yourself in profile. Those things should be outlawed.

I don't always empty my computer's trash. But when I do, I immediately need one of the files that was in it.

Thinking about the time my boss offered for ME to make a new website for the local pizza place so that HE could get free pizzas for life. Capitalism, man.

I found an old external drive from my last agency that had our roster of local installs for our clients backed up on it. 67 different sites. Man. And I was literally the only developer left at the end for about a year. No clue how we did it.

I found the exact thing I needed in the Giant Century Box of Old Cables in the basement. This is better than sex.

I said to the #dogs “Let’s go watch football!” but all they heard was “ball” and now they’re at the door staring at me morosely wondering why we are not playing Fetch. Worst. Dad. Ever.

I just used my Mac's quick calculator to do 20*30 and I am shocked it didn't just say "Seriously?"

I like the #Denver #Broncos but every time they play that horse-whinney sound in the stadium I think someone called for Frau Blücher.

I’m at the age and phone-typing incompetence level where I regularly have to assure my wife I am not having a medical incident.

I used #AI to scan in photos of my furnace and air filter manual so I could order the right air filters. It worked great, I just uploaded the photos; it found all the right details and placed the order which arrived today! Yes, technically it's an air fryer and not an air filter. Still impressive!

Is a collection of short stories around the same theme / characters different from the collection of chapters that make up a novel? I imagine so, in the same way a whole season of tv episodes is different from a movie but I am struggling to articulate why.

Finn is very smart. Cooper is … also a #dog we have. He did eventually figure out how to escape the blanket. Eventually.

Things I’ve learned from the #NFL: one butt equals two feet. The more you know.

Awesome photo my wife took from our living room of the hailstorm that just passed through. #weather #utah

I can honestly say the seven miniature donkeys we had back in the day were among my favorite creatures ever. Just delightful animals.

In 2013 I designed a logo for the .ninja domains we'd registered. A rush job but I thought it turned out all right. Then came a post on an industry blog saying his leg looks like ... well, if the logo stays visible for more than eight hours, call a doctor. Redesign on the right. Marketing fail!

From my local Facebook. None of this is BAD, it’s just kind of an odd combo. Wouldn’t the self-defense just be turning the other cheek? #utah

Professional speaking there are few worse feelings of dread than seeing the "..." next to your boss' name in the Slack DM list but nothing actually gets entered. JUST SAY IT ALREADY!!

In Salt Lake City today for a vegan festival outside the library. First time I have been here, it looks really cool! #slc #utah

#Fall is approaching, blowing in leaf color changes and hot air balloons. #utah

My new favorite quote from my boss (who speaks Russian) from earlier today while trying to explain something to the team: “Anyway, it's a Russian fairy tale so everyone dies at the end.”

Today in Accidental Renaissance, The Fetching of the Zucchini. #dogs

I read this story about how Target sent this woman ads for pregnancy products before she even knew she was pregnant, which is completely irrelevant to the fact that YouTube is now serving me erectile dysfunction pill ads all day.

#AI makes it possible for people who don’t know what they’re doing to do it anyway. And it shows.

A key survival skill developed while working at cube farms was ignoring distractions. People talking, doors slamming, someone stopping by your desk to chat about what should have been an email, etc. Just ignore it. Keep working. This is an ANTI-survival skill working from home with your spouse.

President Trump has ordered the DOJ to bring charges against the vandals who stole the water.

Today's moment of personal growth realization: Just because it makes sense TO ME doesn't mean it makes sense.

One of my clients had a directory listing therapists in their network, which was called the "Find a Provider" page. I was THIS close to abbreviating it "FAP page" to her in a Slack but caught myself at the last minute.

Apparently I'm supposed to move towards being conservative as I age, but the exact opposite is happening -- the older I get, the more bullshit I see, the more radical I am becoming.

I almost commented on this political post but then realized I'm not really qualified to say the thing I was going to say so I didn't post the comment and then the Old White Guy Police Force showed up at my door and kicked me out of the club! They revoked my Man Card and everything!

I just hope everyone has a good time and that France somehow loses again. #fifa #worldcup