Childless Cat Hepler

So Trump imposes blanket tariffs, and only when a CEO pays him $5 million will he offer a carveout. Anyone who thinks he’s “draining the swamp” is either complicit or a fool.

Truth and Justice are slow and cautious. If you want to move fast and break things, you have to be a liar and a crook.

Solve the world's problems so you can pretend the problems were fake all along. Polio, measles, the ozone layer, climate change. The list goes on. Be the change you want conspiracy nuts to ignore in the world.

youtube.com/shorts/FWk4x... Want to survive a surprise allergy hitting you mid flight? Too bad. Epipens were stocked on planes because of FAA regulation. They will not be replaced.

ICE attacking schools and churches is a clear violation of the First Amendment Right to Free Assembly. Using a public place to round people up is **1000% anti-American**. It's something you can only do if you fundamentally hate America.

"He is quite literally incapable of taking responsibility for anything he has done, unless it’s successful." plus.briantylercohen.com/p/trump-blam...

The year is 20XX. Corporate mergers, completely unopposed, have grown utterly deranged. The federal government has been replaced by Reuter's Digesla. X is 3.

Always do less than you're capable of. That way you can convince yourself you're capable of controlling your situation and simply choosing not to. Follow for more unhealthy life hacks

Politics 101: Everything's easier said than done. Politics 102: The only job easy enough for an oligarch is telling others what to do.

Thank goodness for people like former WAPO cartoonist @anntelnaes.bsky.social, American hero. This may only be the rough of the cartoon she planned to run before she was told she couldn't, but it speaks volumes, perhaps, especially in this form.

Well yeah. It became a meme stock. It's going to be volatile. I just hope it stops getting artificially inflated.

The moral of Nosferatu: Listen to women, before it's too late, even if their knowledge seems inexplicable or downright magical. Same as Cassandra warning about the Trojan Horse. She's serious. Heed the warnings.

If you see this post, can you please help spread this information? #ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US. People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women! Let’s spread word! ❤️✊

Boy math: You're carrying 2 bags of groceries in each hand. How many more bags of groceries can you carry?

When your son says he'll fight anybody who tries to separate you ❤️❤️❤️

My very own handyman. He has a special interest in upholstery.

When the troublemaker finally takes a nap