Lane Moore

PSA: I just inherited HUNDREDS of teen magazines from the 1990s and 2000s and the y2k goodness is so abundant that I’m gonna deep dive into all of them right here so if that’s something you’re into, HI I HOPE THIS FINDS YOU!!! substack.com/home/post/p-...

Bluesky has five types of users

Bluesky has five types of users

We are truly living in a golden era of “TV and movies I’m excited about that I watch and it suuucks.”

Wow you don’t say. Jk jk we have always said this. We are constantly saying this. TERFs just don’t listen for some reason jk jk we know that reason too.

So many men do this and it's so weird. How is your brain going to sexual stuff EVERY TIME you see a woman? And why do you think we want to hear it? Even if you only do it "sometimes" we're hearing it every time we leave the house, it's just gross and exhausting and we're extremely over it.

Wow you don’t say. Jk jk we have always said this. We are constantly saying this. TERFs just don’t listen for some reason jk jk we know that reason too.

We are truly living in a golden era of “TV and movies I’m excited about that I watch and it suuucks.”

My friend just said “my tv remote died. But it is a couple years old now, so that makes sense.” It is INSANE that planned obsolescence has made it so we think that A FEW YEARS is a normal lifespan for electronics. Which then end up in landfills and the cycle continues.

Choosing to take a FIRST DATE to You Can See Everything, a THREE HOUR MOVIE, with a full frontal shot at the start of it, is a wild swing that will either really pay off, or really not pay off, and not much in between!!!

"why wasn't i invited to that? i wouldn't have gone, but i should've been invited." --me all the time

If you missed Hot Girl Summer, that’s ok because you’re just in time for Practical Magic fall, which is where we grow our hair long, open a botanical shop by the sea, do spells by the moonlight, break ancestral curses, and bury our shitty exes in our garden.

Every autumn I get a pumpkin spice latte and drink it and think, “This isn’t as good as I thought it would be” and I learn nothing from this and do it again next year forever.

If you missed Hot Girl Summer, that’s ok because you’re just in time for Practical Magic fall, which is where we grow our hair long, open a botanical shop by the sea, do spells by the moonlight, break ancestral curses, and bury our shitty exes in our garden.

Me in an uber in a city I do not live in: Them: you from out of town or you live here? Me: oh I live here (conversation ends and it is bliss)

Today is the LAST DAY TO VOTE for NYC-DSA City Convention delegates! From the streets of Paris to Palestine to NYC, we have a world to win and nothing to lose but our chains. Go to w2w.nyc to find our slate and don’t forget to submit your vote by MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!

🎬 Paralyzed by Hope: The Maria Bamford Story releases on Netflix today!! Get all the info you need at MariaBamford.com

Every autumn I get a pumpkin spice latte and drink it and think, “This isn’t as good as I thought it would be” and I learn nothing from this and do it again next year forever.

New Yorkers will really be in another city and see that something is less than 2 miles away so they might as well walk and now you’re just walking along a highway because you didn’t think it would be like THIS.

I saw this last night and it was hilarious, so if Lane ever does it again in your city, you should go! (Also, if you ever get the chance to see @marawilson.bsky.social do something live, you should go to THAT. Because she is indeed very funny.)

guy: whats yer fantasy? me/sexy voice: that you have a printer and we just spend all night printing off all these things ive been meaning to print

Los Angeles pals! TONIGHT me + the very funny @marawilson.bsky.social bring you HEARTTHROB SLASHER, a where we play this 1980s board game full of teen hunks in crop tops, then improvise a horror movie where they meet a frightful end!!🩸JOIN US, PALS!!🎃🔪 calendar.dynastytypewriter.com/shows/heart-...

I truly didn’t mean to dress like “New Yorker’s first trip to Los Angeles” but here we are.🕷️

Me in an uber in a city I do not live in: Them: you from out of town or you live here? Me: oh I live here (conversation ends and it is bliss)

I truly didn’t mean to dress like “New Yorker’s first trip to Los Angeles” but here we are.🕷️

Los Angeles pals! TONIGHT me + the very funny @marawilson.bsky.social bring you HEARTTHROB SLASHER, a where we play this 1980s board game full of teen hunks in crop tops, then improvise a horror movie where they meet a frightful end!!🩸JOIN US, PALS!!🎃🔪 calendar.dynastytypewriter.com/shows/heart-...

guy: whats yer fantasy? me/sexy voice: that you have a printer and we just spend all night printing off all these things ive been meaning to print

I’m in Los Angeles so legally I had to get a green juice and a latte full of nothing but mystical herbs that will make you “immortal” seriously that’s what the menu said and so now I’m immortal like a vampire. Hi friends!🧛‍♀️

Los Angeles pals! THIS FRIDAY me + the very funny @marawilson.bsky.social are bringing you HEARTTHROB SLASHER on 10/23!We play this 1980s board game full of teen hunks, then improvise a horror movie where they meet a frightful end!!🩸JOIN US WONT YOU!!🎃🔪 calendar.dynastytypewriter.com/shows/heart-...

Everything these guys do to avoid the billionaire’s’ tax is going to radicalize people to vote for it www.nytimes.com/2026/10/21/t...

Portrait of a Puppy Going To Los Angeles Who Is Pretty Sure Mom Packed Her Treats For The Flight and Everything🐾

every time I see a woman in Los Angeles whose thighs touch I whisper “my sisters” into the air and say a silent prayer that they have a great life.

I saw You Can See Everything and the first thought I had was “this is what it’s like to talk to your shitty parent who is older now and conveniently doesn’t remember doing anything wrong, and makes you feel insane for listing factual evidence that they did.”

Los Angeles pals! THIS FRIDAY me + the very funny @marawilson.bsky.social are bringing you HEARTTHROB SLASHER on 10/23!We play this 1980s board game full of teen hunks, then improvise a horror movie where they meet a frightful end!!🩸JOIN US WONT YOU!!🎃🔪 calendar.dynastytypewriter.com/shows/heart-...

Are they still going to pay all of us whose work they stole?

I saw You Can See Everything and the first thought I had was “this is what it’s like to talk to your shitty parent who is older now and conveniently doesn’t remember doing anything wrong, and makes you feel insane for listing factual evidence that they did.”

I wrote an entire book about this! It’s called How To Be Alone and I wrote it because I never read a book from the perspective of someone who cut off a parent, so I wrote it.💗

Alanis Morissette with the Star-Spangled Banner ahead of game 2 of the WNBA Finals at Ballahlla 💜 #WNBASky #SkyHoops

Every time someone writes one of those "my kids went “no contact” with me for no reason!" essays all i hear is "i behaved poorly and my kids asked me to take accountability for the pain i caused, and i didn't want to do that, so then they had no choice but to cut me out and now i am mad!”

Los Angeles! THIS WEEK me + the very funny @marawilson.bsky.social bring you my comedy show HEARTTHROB SLASHER on 10/23!🌹We play this 1980s board game full of teen hunks, then improvise a horror movie where they perish in hilarious ways!!🩸JOIN US🎃🔪 calendar.dynastytypewriter.com/shows/heart-...

I wrote an entire book about this! It’s called How To Be Alone and I wrote it because I never read a book from the perspective of someone who cut off a parent, so I wrote it.💗

costume idea: don't dress up at all and then: "who are you supposed to be?" "punk" "how are you punk?" "i'm not dead"

Literally how are we supposed to connect with our audiences when Meta is not only controlling everything, but stealing every single thing we make? www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/meta...