Jae

Jae

@hellobooze.bsky.social

34. she/they. toxic film bro dyke. a girl but also your dad. arguably cute. pfp by @comicnerdsam.bsky.social

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my first weekend living in chicago I got to go to a friend’s book launch, another friend’s birthday, and see an incredibly rare 35mm print of Suspiria with zero color degradation, living in the city rocks

moved in with my internet friends and it took less than 24 hours for me to start explaining Daredevil’s whole deal at the kitchen table

crisis: i need to finish packing tonight for my cross-country move but i just ate too many buffalo chicken tenders and now i have to lie down

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The best lesson that reddit has reinforced for me over the years is truly you cannot control how people will perceive you, and everyone will do it differently

in 30 years kids will be eating Yellowstone snacks and drinking Yellowstone soda with no idea it came from a tv show just like Flintstones vitamins

horror fans are always having huge discourses over every little thing, meanwhile action fans are just posting gifs like “yeah the movie is pretty evil but check out this dude getting kicked in the head”

no disrespect to my horror friends I think your fav genre is way more respectable than mine, but that shit seems exhausting. also hey check out this gif of Tony Jaa kicking a dude in the head

digging through my old dvds and found my favorite bootleg, a copy of Ong Bak 2 I bought in a chinatown corner store in Boston just weeks after it hit theaters in Thailand, with back cover credits for The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

finding a bunch of Force Awakens and Last Jedi lego sets at the bottom of my closet is probably what it feels like to be a celebrity called out for old homophobic tweets. that’s not me anymore

I keep getting ads for tiktok that are ai videos of a huge dude punching a monkey in the head and I gotta say they don’t make me want to download tiktok

M. Night Shyamalan is in so many ways exactly the director people say Hollywood needs more of, but people will never forgive him for making 1 bad cartoon adaptation for children

you want more poc voices in hollywood? focused on new ideas and creative visual storytelling? making mid budget hits? with a reputation of being kind and easy to work with? who doesn’t say weird shit on podcasts or talk down to young people? well there is a guy for you

if most of his movies sucked I’d still root for him but his hit rate is like 60-70% and that’s pretty great for making such goofy ass movies imo

letterboxd is important to me cause I will regularly hear about a movie that sounds cool only to look it up and discover I already watched it, gave it 2 1/2 stars, and cleared my mind of it completely 5 years ago

this post brought to you by 90s Wesley Snipes action flick The Art of War which looks like the sort of thing I would enjoy except I watched it on September 16, 2020 and I guess it was bad

entertainment news outlets really need to stop doing articles saying every new IP flick has positive buzz just because a bunch of youtubers with funko walls got invited to a screening and they’re all tweeting that Clayface is a triumph

when I lived in NYC I got a job where after 2 days of training they put us in a van and drove us to the New Jersey suburbs in 10 degree weather to knock on doors and try and convince people to change their electric company. on the ride back home I decided I’d rather work for Postmates

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I did hours of digging online and couldn’t find any overtly suspect info on the company but I REALLY felt like I was taking part in some kind of elaborate scam lol

people outside america are laughing but they don’t know we have hundreds, even thousands of roads that end just like this

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this is the road where my brother died. if only elon had released his car sooner maybe he’d still be here with us today

oh you had fun wearing a tight blazer and beatboxing In the Air Tonight in front of your dad’s colleagues? congratulations, looks like you’re finally ready to announce our next round of layoffs

if this happened to me i would just turn the wheel but i guess i’m built different

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Movie 14. Final Destination 2 The highway sequence in this continues to haunt me to this day via the fact that I refuse to drive behind trucks carrying logs or any kind of long object lmao.