the human sadiepede

garden of earthly delights

been reading this lately and it is good

really good mail day today

got two annoying tarot readings back to back yesterday so i don't believe in that stuff anymore

the dishwasher is eating a ham and cheese sandwich. just like roberto bolaño described

was getting ready to send this first pic to my friend i'm going to the rat thing with tomorrow and tell them this planter box must be totally infested with rats to have these huge holes, and then had the pleasure of refocusing my line of sight

how it feels

working on stuff for my birthday party and it's really been making me laugh all day. i can't show you yet so you just have to trust me that it's really good

noodletown vibe

infusing my birthday cake/accoutrements with the healing and vibrant powers of the knife's 2003 hit release, DEEP CUTS

i'm getting a lot of instagram recommended videos for lambeth style piping how-to's lately which is how i know that the fussy victorian cake trend is about to dry up for good again

pictureplane's album SEX DISTORTION has been doing a lot of musical heavy lifting for me lately. pretty much every song hits in that classic pictureplane darkwave way

sometimes the cure really is a $2.50 large coffee with a touch of french vanilla creamer

had an insanely difficult week at work last week but i'm back to being ready to acknowledge that my birthday is a mere 3 days away

anyway here was my day. for my money the best park slope halloween house i saw was the paul you can eat buffet where a skeleton named paul was labeled with different crypt keeper esque food/body part puns

haunted by this sign in park slope that warns only that something real is coming

someone kicked the piece of pink tissue paper that was on the floor of the bus outside onto the sidewalk. don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got till it's gone

my friend: they should invent a bus that comes me, looking off into the distance: it's locktober

hard to get excited about working on your day off but especially so when there is a little cat on you when you wake up

baking cinnamon rolls before the prove time is up because i don't feel like being here anymore

something as simple as a birthday that's exactly one week away

up down

the music in the restroom of this really nice restaurant goes fucking crazy

talking to my coworkers about what we all think you can see everything is about. do not recommend

was feeling irritated so i went and sat in my secret hiding spot and almost immediately watched the wind blow over every single wooden barrier for the pizza place across the street. absolute comedy

girls want one thing. a nice bouquet of flowers for their birthday

It's crazy how attractive Oliver Reed is in The Devils. They're like, so this guy might have driven everyone insane because of his sheer sensual charisma and you think, okay. I can see it.

if you're not celebrating birthday season with me you're celebrating birthday season against me

everywhere you look it's sadie season

the conductor just came on the loudspeaker to say solely "THE TRAIN IS NOT A PLAYGROUND." well, buddy, i think that depends on your definition

standing here looking down at the biggest rat that i've ever seen. he makes me miss a rat i had when i was younger who had to be like two pounds and maybe a foot long. i would do anything for him

you can see everything is a fascinating movie but ultimately more interesting to me is how it becomes a rorschach test for everyone around you who has seen it and how they view human interaction

had a disturbing dream about david lynch

bar selfie

sitting in the chic williamsburg ramen restaurant listening to the LCD soundsystem remix that sounds like a talking heads song. this is what i imagine girls was about, but i never watched it

nyc's queen of getting around that restaurant rule where the entire party has to be present before they will seat you

cracked the code on taking good foot pics and i'm feeling like a god

*queens accent* eyyyyy, they're dead! wrapped in plastic! come on!!

at the gym and one of the last songs my dad recommended to me came on the gym radio. it really will find you anywhere

reading this lately