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My goodness that man can lose an election.

And if the GOP wins, the elections are fair, but if Democrats win its rigged 🤔

In this administration, events from 3rd grade recess are def in play.

In this administration, events from 3rd grade recess are def in play.

Aaaaaaaaahahahaha

I’ll say it for you - Enough!

Hey @guydelauney.bsky.social fabulous interview on NPR, painting a picture of Serbia and it’s tangled past. As one who was in Kosovo in 1999 as part of the NATO peacekeeping mission, the region tugs at my heart. Thx for your reporting.

He might be able to take his act to some small room in Las Vegas, but his material is getting old.

Vote November 3rd. If Brazil can do it, we can do it.

Vote November 3rd. If Brazil can do it, we can do it.

So Trump’s closing argument is that high gas prices are good because his donors who run oil companies are making bank, Jon Husted has a nice ass but not quite as good as Nicki Minaj’s ass, after 7 months the Reflecting Pool is almost done, and we get a ballroom, arch and helipad.

Since Alaska’s own Dan Sullivan seems to the at the center of all sorts of mischief...

Since Alaska’s own Dan Sullivan seems to the at the center of all sorts of mischief...

“Where have you gone, Dan Sullivan? A nation turns it’s lonely eyes to you.”

Maybe he should change his name to Dan Sullivan 🤔

Thx Brenda and - Ready to #vote 🥳🥳

Maybe he should change his name to Dan Sullivan 🤔

Clearly, its Opposite Day across Iran…

Clearly, its Opposite Day across Iran…

“Meanwhile, turning to news from Ohio…”

Ukraine and Russia will be thrilled…

“Meanwhile, turning to news from Ohio…”

He’s despised, and either he doesn’t know it, or he’s proud of it.

This is fucking insane. It reads like a bad spy novel. The corruption is almost cartoonish at this point. www.vanityfair.com/story/jared-...

“I’ve never seen so many farmers; and they’re all driving tractors!”

“I’ve never seen so many farmers; and they’re all driving tractors!”

Winner, winner, chicken dinner…

Well, let us know if you receive your $5,000…

Hey @bbmcginty.bsky.social fabulous avi. But you may have to answer to the Coca Cola Company 💫💫

“Natalie! Where’s the remote?”

“Natalie! Where’s the remote?”

I vote that we all vote.

He’s accepting bribes to grant pardons - can he be pardoned for that?

The man is obsessed - it’s something new every day.

Wait, but the USA starts with a…

Wait, but the USA starts with a…

Trump, selling out Eniarku and putting Aissur first.

Trump, selling out Eniarku and putting Aissur first.

🤔

We turn the page from the reflecting pool disaster to the golf course disaster?

Take it from les Américains: you don’t want to be like us. #France

Take it from les Américains: you don’t want to be like us. #France

Why is the president of the United States worried about a golf course?

Why is the president of the United States worried about a golf course?

I’m definitely a coupon clipper…

She certainly seemed AI-generated…but then, so did the ambassador to Greece.

She certainly seemed AI-generated…but then, so did the ambassador to Greece.

Pete Hegseth, the anti-viagra, attempts to show a softer side.

Just what we need - donations to end corruption.

Just what we need - donations to end corruption.

So she lasted .45 of a Scaramucci?