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This time it won't happen on January 6th, it will happen by November 6th.

Lindsey Graham was a simple, tragic man to understand. He lacked a moral core. The great empty spaces of his life were filled with an insatiable need for “relevance.” He found it as a cast member in the most malignant reality show ever made. steveschmidt.substack.com/p/lindsey-kn...

I'd like to take a moment to recognize the passing of a great American sage, Lindsey "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed … and we will deserve it." Graham. RIP. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

You know what’s a greater threat to our country? Having a president so stupid he doesn’t understand the differences between socialism, communism, and fascism.

Asking Putin to join the "Board of Peace" is like asking Jack the Ripper to join a weekend retreat for abused women.

Should someone care if the people who have been brainwashed by Fox "News" into a state of "Liberal Derangement Syndrome" call out "Trump Derangement Syndrome" whenever someone points out his numerous crimes? Asking for a friend.

I'm sorry that stupid people are angry that smart people are telling them to stop being so stupid. OTOH, stupid people are NEVER sorry that they make smart people angry...

To all of the "No Kings Day" protest detractors: you are free to organize your own "Yes Kings Day" to openly express your point of view. If the King will allow it, that is.

Any New Jersey Republican Politicians willing to stand shoulder to shoulder with President Trump and call Springsteen a "No Talent Bum?" (Or do they fear being tarred and feathered and ridden out of the state on a rail?)

"You read books, eh?" A 1949 red scare Herblock cartoon about pressures on teachers that hits hard once again.

Judging by the sheer number of Christian Nationalist crazies around today, it would seem that zombie Jesus has been feasting on brains for over 2,000 years...

Then: Prices go up after Covid due to Federal relief spending and supply chain breakdowns. President Biden: "This is temporary, it will get better." MAGA: "Off with his head!" Now: Tariffs raise prices President Trump: "This is temporary, it will get better." MAGA: "Make him King for Life!"

Shouldn't the Murder Hornets have reached Washington D.C. by now?

Holy shit. In a shocking unearthed video, Marco Rubio completely destroys Donald Trump for being a full of shit bully. Marco was hoping people would forget this…so don’t repost right now this very second!

After witnessing today's meeting between Trump/aka/Krasnov and Zelensky, it is obvious that Putin is running our country. I realized that it might be prudent to make a few changes in my life to reflect this new reality. I am changing my name to "Aleksandr Alexeyev." I will still answer to "Al."

Would keeping a "better dead" list make someone a bad person? Asking for a friend...

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did

Can't wait for eggs to be cheap again so we can use them to pelt politicians...

Jon Batiste's Reimagined Super Bowl Anthem Highlighted Wife's Painting and Set Stage for New Music: Jon Batiste turned his Super Bowl opportunity into a symphony of artistry, the debut of new music and a tribute to his hometown roots

I'm outraged about Trump attending the Super Bowl. After the game tonight I'm going to boycott the NFL for 6 months!

Just curious -- will I be getting a letter from Elon Musk and the DOGE team advising me that my data has been compromised and offering me a free year of Identity Theft Protection?

This is the guy who started the Silk Road dark website which was used the facilitate major global drug trafficking. Was serving life in prison. But when Trump wanted the Libertarian Party endorsement he promised them this. He never heard of Ulbricht. Even spelled his name wrong.

Trump's putting the guy whose rockets explode and cars burst into flames in charge of government efficiency. Expect similar results.

Why make Canada the 51st state? Just enlarge Alaska to incorporate it. Better yet, why give them voting rights? Make them a territory! And do we REALLY want to all those Frenchies in Quebec? French is a FOREIGN language spoken by sneaky FOREIGNERS trying to hide that they're talking about you.

I thought Trump said he was going to annex EggLand first...

As his last official act, Biden should pardon all but the worst of the J-6 prisoners just to steal Trump's thunder.

If members of congress were complaining that they hadn't even been given the 1500 page original budget bill on the eve of an expected vote on it, how did Elon Musk - a private citizen - know what was in it? Who gave it to him? Why?

...The Eurovision Song Contest Barbara Dex Award, and lastly, a seat on the Supreme Court. It has been the honor of a lifetime to be considered along with so many deserving fellow nominees. And for everyone who put forth my name for recognition -- you are the wings beneath my feet!

...American Society of Criminology Div. on Women and Crime Distinguished Scholar of 2024 award, Hasbro's Transformers Hall of Fame, The Netflix Prize for Best Collaborative Filtering Algorithm (to predict user ratings), The American Contact Dermatitis Society's Allergen of the Year Award...

The Cub Scout's Arrow of Light, The American Association of Immunologists Lifetime Achievement Award, The iHeart Radio Best New K-Pop Artist Award, The U.S. Chamber of Commerce Dream Big Award, Time Magazine's Heroes of the Environment Award...

The International Gamers Award, the T. S. Eliot Prize for Poetry, The Rabbi Martin Katzenstein Award, The WWE Warrior Award, The Smithsonian Philatelic Achievement Award, The Ronald Reagan Freedom Award, The Adam Smith Award in Economics, The Library of Congress Living Legend Award...

...The CAFA Award, The Accounting Hall of Fame, The Toronto Cannabis Cup, The Automotive Executive of the Year Award, The Marvel Comics No-Prize, The Food Technology Industrial Achievement Award, The James T. Grady-James H. Stack Award for Interpreting Chemistry, The Gruber Prize for Justice...

After an incredible amount of thought, contemplation, and encouragement from so many, I have decided to remove my name from consideration for the following; The Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, The Cutty Sark Men's Fashion Award, Dance Magazine's 25 to Watch List, Soap Opera Digest Award...

I'm cool with retirement age being raised to 70 under one condition: Members of Congress and Presidents are forced to retire at 70.

The Dems election loss was NOT due to messaging, the candidate, or the media. It was because the leaders of the Party failed to convince an impaired Biden to bow out gracefully in Jan of '24. Period. Blaming anything else is an attempt to dodge responsibility. Every Dem voter should be furious.

I would never encourage violence, but OTOH, it is possible that if we publicly executed "a few Knuckle-dragging Christian Nationalist Pastors," the aggregate IQ of the American populace would jump dramatically. substack.com/home/post/p-...

So is RFK JR saying we need to stop vaccines so we don't have anymore Elon Musks?

"Despite our cornucopia of flaws, we are worth saving; a species defined not just by our maddening defects, but by our unique curiosity, wonder, awe, love, beauty, ingenuity, and kindness. And yet, nobody can save us but ourselves." -- Brian Klaas substack.com/home/post/p-...

If you had a Neuralink chip you would have known to buy Truth Social at 12.5 back in '23. Unless your brain worm ate your chip, then your worm would have know to buy it. If you don't have a chip or worm you lack the basic qualifications for success in today's shifting landscape of opportunity...

I have to admit, I did not have "the clown car will be a Tesla CyberTruck" on my bingo card...

If the criminal limit to free speech is yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater when there is no fire, the criminal limit to silence in NOT yelling fire when there is one. I'm looking at you Wash Post, LATimes, ABC, CNN, MSNBC and the rest...

Here's today's episode of "The Shitty Stuff Talentless Hacks with Ambitions Do..." imprintnews.org/top-stories/...

So the problem is the "elitist" mindset of the Democrats? Here's what is "elitist": to believe that white christians should rule and the rights of women, non-christians, immigrants and minorities ignored. And don't even get me started on the uneven application of the rule of law for billionaires.