Chris Hayner

Trans men are men. Trans women are women.

I want a found footage horror movie about the Ghostfacers from Supernatural.

Crystal Lake rocks. Hard. Sort of taking it as an alt timeline telling. If Friday the 13th lore but absolutely adore it. Some wild choices are made that end up being very compelling lore for Jason. And Cardellini is as fantastic as you’d expect. Can’t believe they cracked this story so well.

That’s not a flying car. At all.

I was just notified of @haynerland.com and I staring down UpUpDownDown camera guy at a WWE 2K20 event. I don't even remember going to that event. I think I was in like 6-7 different UpUpDownDown videos.

The way strangers in Halloween were trying to talk Michael down from being a murderer was heroic. We all died.

Holy shit.

Donald Trump? Lying about TV ratings? I can't believe it.

Well today sucks

I'm sorry, what is this now?

For @gamespot.com, I explored the Ocarina of Time remake's take on Sheik and how early impressions have left me fearful that his androgyny is being left behind. He's a character with nuanced queer history I hope Nintendo is at least slightly in tune with. www.gamespot.com/articles/the...

I ranked every haunt at Halloween Horror Nights Orlando! This was fun and very time consuming. Please enjoy, like, and subscribe. No matter how you actually feel about it. Thank you. #hhn youtu.be/PYASmVTe06g?...

This absolutely fucking sucks. What a true joy to watch practice his art.

The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.

What? What the hell happened

Hey Bluesky. Who are some of your fav comics journalists/critics?

Just turned on Freddy vs Jason, one of my comfort movies.

I love moderating. But it’s hard work and not everyone can do it. And we learn that more and more every year.

we don’t teach young people short-term history, so it was weird when i realized that gen z had no idea that so many gen x and millennials spent our high school years protesting george w bush and not just because of the wars, but because mosques were being targeted and sikh men were being attacked

Find someone who understands and celebrates you for exactly who you are (unless you suck). My partner surprised me with this today. The program picture book from 1990’s Coming Out of Their Shells tour. It’s beautiful. I had it as a kid when I actually saw the show. Now I have it again.

getting four FedEx envelopes on my door every day from late August to mid November was much better than having to delete two games for every one I try to download

The most fascinating modern trend is kids realizing the internet is actually incredibly inconvenient

I can’t stop thinking about this.

Got the nicest surprise from my partner today. They got me the tour program from Coming Out of Their Shells, something I had as a child after attending the tour. It’s filled with big beautiful photos. Will snap pics later but I’m over the moon.

Sony telling Kojima "Nah" after taking so many recent Ls is kinda nuts.

Team Blue No Matter Who is going to have their work cut out for them because I for one refuse to entertain voting for or even saying nice things about someone who wants to compromise on trans rights. Like get the fuck away from me.

This rules.

My 13 Pro Max is still working just fine.

My definitive SCREAM ranking (as of this particular moment): Scream Scream 3 Scream 2 Scream 4 Scream 5 Scream 7 Scream 6

The Zelda discourse SHOULD be about why they aren’t remastering A Link To The Past, the franchise’s best entry.

I don’t even know how to break this to you all. Scream Queens season 2 is actually kind of fun? We were way too mean to it as a society.

Remember The Walking Dead?

Every editorial job I see now is basically existing to train AI to replace you. Like, the end game is painfully obvious.

I highly suggest you hire me.

This thread is the one to be following right now.

I can’t believe my tax dollars are paying for someone to make the absolute worst AI memes. I mean, I CAN believe it but it makes me feel dead inside.

Honestly couldn’t imagine the #Furious finale being any better than it was. What a show. Emmy Rossum forever.

If I ever make a TV show, I will make sure it’s part of the Tommy Westphall universe.

For @gamespot.com, I survived #Fortnitemares at #HHN35! Universal Studios brought #Fortnite to life and it’s pretty cool. www.gamespot.com/articles/for...

Made a friend at Horror Nights!

It's time for a new episode of Wrestle Buds! This week, we're releasing the pilot for Wrestle Buds! Why wasn't this the first episode? Because it was more of a fun wrestling talk chill time rather than a great opening episode. Apple link bellow. RSS threaded.

Lol ok

This.

No you’re looking for newspaper articles on a 1991 drug cartel bust.

The deputy resigned after an investigation uncovered an alleged history of racism, stalking, and sexual abuse.