Harry Wallop

Harry Wallop

@harrywallop.co.uk

Consumer journalist | Feature writer | Columnist for Times Business | Make TV progs, chats on radio | Host conferences, panels etc. Agent: Knight Ayton

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I have a Ring doorbell. Owned by Amazon. I find it quite useful. But now it’s suddenly started sending me stressy alerts about thefts/suspicious activity in my area. Why? When did Ring/Amazon become Neighbourhood Watch? What’s its plan?

🍅Britain is in a cost of living crisis. 50+% of food we buy in supermarkets is now own-label. Tinned tomatoes cost just 43p in supermarkets. So...how on earth has Mutti – costing £1.60 – become the UK no1 tinned tomato brand? I went to Parma to find out... 🧵1/6

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Mutti costs £1.60. But 65% of sales in UK are on discount – "Drive & Trial" a tactic used by premium brands to persuade shoppers to trade up. Shoppers are trading down from eating out. And splashing out on "affordable luxury" at home. Hence Mutti, Bold Bean, Ortiz are all going great guns📈 🧵5/6

🍅Britain is in a cost of living crisis. 50+% of food we buy in supermarkets is now own-label. Tinned tomatoes cost just 43p in supermarkets. So...how on earth has Mutti – costing £1.60 – become the UK no1 tinned tomato brand? I went to Parma to find out... 🧵1/6

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🏆Farmers compete to win the annual Mutti “little golden tomato” for tomatoes with best ph levels/sugar/lycopene etc The trophy comes with cash. Up to €50,000. Farmers are incentivised to invest in soil, the quality of the veg etc. But there's another reason why they taste different... 🧵3/6

Most tinned🍅= 65% tomatoes, 35% juice from concentrate (possibly from China), citric acid. Citric acid is a preservative, which can spoil the taste. Mutti (& other top brands) = 99.8% tomato & 0.2% salt. It is also 'Polpa' - the water is spun out. So 1kg 🍅 produces just 210g of polpa. 🧵4/6

🍅Britain is in a cost of living crisis. 50+% of food we buy in supermarkets is now own-label. Tinned tomatoes cost just 43p in supermarkets. So...how on earth has Mutti – costing £1.60 – become the UK no1 tinned tomato brand? I went to Parma to find out... 🧵1/6

Tomatoes used by Mutti look like standard plum 🍅. But slice them and you can see they have lots of flesh/few seeds. They are all the rotondo di Parma variety. But there are sub-varieties. Most are bred by Heinz. Yes, the ketchup company is the world's leading seed breeder 🧵2/6

I wrote about ‘picky bits’. And the puerility of our age, how great advertising copywriting is no longer possible. And my begrudging admiration for M&S…

Nibbles. That’s what English people used to call these things. Surely…?

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'Picky bits' is not like the others on the list though. If you hate it you need to come up with a better name for the stuff you buy from that very specific section of M&S.

Always lovely to make front cover of Sunday Times Magazine. Especially for a piece I’ve wanted to write for ages – after a friend told me “Mum’s still stuck in the garage”, two years after the funeral. 🧵1/4

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⚱️But along with all that ash we often leave dilemmas for those left with them. What to do? Turn it into jewellery, send them up in a drone, or leave them in a cupboard under the stairs? An estimated 300,000 remain uncollected in funeral homes. 🧵3/4

Always lovely to make front cover of Sunday Times Magazine. Especially for a piece I’ve wanted to write for ages – after a friend told me “Mum’s still stuck in the garage”, two years after the funeral. 🧵1/4

A 100yrs ago, hardly anyone was cremated. Now, 82% of us are. Cremation is 🔥 the body to 800C which destroys everything – including the coffin. Except bones. Ashes are made from grinding iup those bones in a ‘cremulator’. We create 1,400 tonnes of ash every year in the UK. 🧵2/4

Do you really need a high protein scotch egg? Or high protein bagels or pasta? I’ve taken a look at how food companies are adding pea protein & wheat protein to food. And the prices they are charging…🧐

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Do you really need a high protein scotch egg? Or high protein bagels or pasta? I’ve taken a look at how food companies are adding pea protein & wheat protein to food. And the prices they are charging…🧐

I thought the -maxxing trend had trendmaxxed. But, no. Today I received this press release: "TikTok's 'poopmaxxing' trend: IBS dietitian issues gut health warning"...💩

Please, please, please can PRs (and journalists for that matter) stop using the word "storied". It is horrid. (If a hotel/company/rivalry/cocktail is genuinely "historic" then say so. If it's not, find a better word)

🛒 Do Tories shop at M&S? And Greens at the Co-op & Lidl? And is Iceland a Restore hotbed? Fun data: supermarket shoppers / voters from More in Common. Is it wonky? Or a reflection on how everything has become fragmented. In politics and supermarket shopping? 🧵1/2

Hardly anyone is loyal to one supermarket now. According to Worldpanel, over half of M&S shoppers visited a Lidl in the last 12 weeks. This week's @thetimes.com biz column on our strange pick 'n' mix attitude to politics. And supermarket shopping. www.thetimes.com/business/eco...

thetimes.comLabour voters at Waitrose? It shows the UK’s pick ’n’ mix politicsIn voting behaviour as in supermarket habits, neat class and economic units have broken down. Now we all like to shop around

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There's pressure to reduce the post-pandemic government subsidy as while total journeys are up, revenues are still down in real terms -- so they need more bums on seats (or on the floor in the corridors) to get the cash it the tills.

🚇🚂 I too am hearing/seeing lots of adverts for train companies. What’s it all about? And are we – the taxpayer – picking up the tab for many of these ads? (Message sent from a friend)

The secret to Rick Stein’s success is that viewers intuit that he’s someone they’d like to share a bottle of wine with. I discovered this to my joy – and cost – after he plied me with lots of v good white burgundy. The night before I was due to interview him at 8am…

He was as perky as a pilchard after 7am swim in Padstow harbour. I had a sore head. But we still managed to discuss his DJ’ing, feeling a failure, how tough it is running a restaurant, death, life, and family. And a range of seafood ready meals he’s created for Waitrose

Amandaland Christmas special is back! Filming in our street in north London. (Islington, not ‘North Harlesden’). And features a massive inflatable Santa, Amanda in a sexy Santa outfit. And an ambulance…

🏢🤫Over the last 50 years offices have become half as noisy. No one talks any more. Or if they do it's in a sound-proof video conferencing booth to a colleague working from home. Is hot desking to blame? Or Slack? This week's @thetimes.com biz column...

At Ocado Christmas launch I learnt: 🕐 4,000 people booked their Xmas delivery slots this week between midnight (when they were released) and 1am 🛒 By end of September, 52% of all the stuff Ocado will sell for Christmas is already in customers’ baskets

Is hot-desking partly to blame for a surge in workplace loneliness? A survey suggests: - 17% people go all day without speaking to anyone in the office -37% say they have no close friends at work - 40% admit to feeling lonely Would love to hear your thoughts on a) is this true b) who's to blame...

🐓 This is v. rare picture of a British housewife c1955 with roast chicken. Why’s it rare? Because in 1950s hardly anyone ate chicken – consumed by less than 1% of the UK. We slaughtered 1m birds a year. Now? We slaughter 1.1 billion. And it’s the most popular meat. By far 🧵1/6

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🇹🇭🇨🇳This means that we are now importing lots of chicken meat to keep up with demand. Many supermarket 🍗 sandwiches are made with Thai or Chinese🐓. We used to be 96% self-sufficient in chicken. It’s now c60% 🧵5/6

🐓 This is v. rare picture of a British housewife c1955 with roast chicken. Why’s it rare? Because in 1950s hardly anyone ate chicken – consumed by less than 1% of the UK. We slaughtered 1m birds a year. Now? We slaughter 1.1 billion. And it’s the most popular meat. By far 🧵1/6

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🐓 is cheap because farmers cross-bred varieties to create a large plump bird which goes from 🐣 to 🍗 in just 35 days. It is astonishingly efficient form of protein. But…this has led to welfare concerns. Farmers/supermarkets in response have done something crucial… 🧵3/6

Farmers (encouraged by supermarkets) have, over last 2yrs, given birds more space. About 20% more space. But…this has meant we’re running out of space to grow chickens. Literally. Local councils won’t give permission for new chicken sheds. 🧵4/6

🐓 This is v. rare picture of a British housewife c1955 with roast chicken. Why’s it rare? Because in 1950s hardly anyone ate chicken – consumed by less than 1% of the UK. We slaughtered 1m birds a year. Now? We slaughter 1.1 billion. And it’s the most popular meat. By far 🧵1/6

How did chicken become so hugely popular? Mostly it’s 💷. In 1958, poultry was 54p per lb, while beef was 45p per lb. Now, chicken is £3.78 per kg, while beef is £8.43, according to ONS. People want cheap, protein-rich tasty meat. But how did it become so cheap…?🧵2/6

For avoidance of doubt, I did not write this! It was 3yrs before I joined DT (as a biz reporter). It was possibly @benfenton.bsky.social? But I have it framed at home along with c10 other front pages I’ve collected: Diana dead, Super Saturday, Berlin Wall falling because I’m a news junkie

“The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you’ve succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you’re someone…What People are saying is: ‘Look at that frightful ass Spode swanking about in footer bags!’”