Handsumm

Everything will be ok

First person who stopped giving a fuck by choice and no gain. Still scarred

I love this era a little bit

That was expected.

Brace for impact

Let me not fumble this

I am so close to a regular life lets goo

Imagine you used your ONE wish to bring someone back to life to ask them if they missed you and they were like "..umm no" and then they poofed back to where ever. You wasted your wish. Damn.

Tough time to fall in love

Its Despite you, not because of you btw. So dont be at peace with that.

Ok no this next one

If this next man hurts me its going to be more devastating because he's actually a catch but also im kinda set up to be devastated

🥊

Ouch it hurt again

You will never be my friend again. Didnt even reach out when I was in need of a friend, didnt even like reaching out as a boyfriend, so the answer is NO. And i feel fine!!

But I don't sing or dance or perform on a stage and can't do anything for them. I'm just a girl from LA, I'm not an LA girl.

I wish men would realize that me choosing them is special and not to be like that but I can have nearly anyone I want and I just want them to feel special.

I bond so much deeper with people than I'd like to in general. I am ready for the next heartbreak

When you break up with someone you want them to regret it and miss you and think they made a mistake. But he won't think that about me ever and that's really difficult to swallow. I hear a song and it ruins my day. Complete opposites.

You embarrassed a beautiful funny woman destined for...well idk but it's lookin up for me, who would have given you the world. Good I have no business giving a man the world anyway. If you weren't really there anyway, what did I lose? I only lost the days I guess.

It's easy for my ex to say goodbye to anything and everything. And I'm the complete opposite. There was a praying mantis on my windshield that held on all the way from Glendale to Anaheim, then again Anaheim to Burbank. I put her in a bush in Burbank by the mall. And I miss her a lot. Tough cookie

I knew it was a LARP but it was fun actually. I enjoyed the LARP, got high off it. Thank you

Long ago when the four nations lived in harmony.

Oh never mind about that love language thing

A man is speaking my love language rn to me... hold onnnn

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They're calling it the most "here damn" hangout of all time

Computa, help me not make decisions with my clitoris

I want sushi, I want my tits sucked, I want my neck fixed, I want to finish skewl, I want a new PC, I want my bumper fixed, I want to smell perfumes, I want to make my own perfume, I want I want I ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᴵ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᴵ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᴵ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᶦ ʷᵃⁿᵗ

Computa connect me to men who suck titties and don't randomly start following my friends on Twitter

Computa, show me rich niggas that like me back

Is this my lifeeeeeeeeeee Is this foreverrrrrrrrrrrrr You say do or die But I can't do this foreverrrrrrrr

Only lies

Thank God they put me to sleep!! Thank you lidocaine allergy!!

It’s black people under 35 eating Raisin Brand. Sick Fucks

Morning 😂.

Not even worth mentioning is crazy. That insignificant huh.

no answer for it

29 years ago... THE FIFTH ELEMENT

Upset because my surgery next week is awake and I was looking lil forward to be put down

Smoking thinking earth kinda given some hell like qualities.

Even if I could hurt you, you wouldn't understand it.

I hate my tik tok following. I spit on you *tewth tewth* nasty ass international gooners

And just like that dustin it off, I had seafood boils today and I ate the bugs and laughed and smiled