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This is so bullshit- Carmel car service sent me a “National Icecream Sandwich Day” email- no idea why- so I hit unsubscribe…. But the link ONLY Unsubscribes from the list for 2026 Icecream sandwich day…. No ability to mark all marketing!

Okay, this is with their iOS app, but I am actually shooketh how much my gams here are clearly Sega encoded. I don’t think I ever really realized just how different and recognizable these image processing outputs would be…

A requirement for living in Nola

Tax me, baby! I worry a lot more about our kids getting a good education and taking care of our elderly and people being able to get to their jobs without delays or burdensome costs. I’ll fly economy twice a year- no problem! (Okay fine, premium economy)

I feel like there are so many utility apps for iOS try and charge for in-app purchases and upgrades- that we should really have open source alternatives. Like: * gps speedometers * white noise machine apps * emdr beepers What else do you all wish there were high-quality, no-IAP utility apps?

I’m such a millennial sucker for a good ombré.

@hamptonmakes.com Thankyou for block-uuidv7! I needed to do some UUIDv7 timestamp manipulation this week, and there was your gem, barely a month old, already doing everything I needed! Couldn’t have been easier ❤️

SF always feels like a tech dystopia when I show up

The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect

I’m loving this iPhone Air!

So sad I missed this, but so thankful to @jremsikjr.bsky.social for including #NewOrleans in his tech conference roadtrip! I really do think tech is going to be key to the city surviving and thriving- I mean if you can work from anywhere- why not a friendly, warm, fun place?

The wealthier I get, the more I agree.

add this before sending each Claude Code prompt thank me later 👍

Yeah, this stuff is outrageous. It’s MY hardware- how did we get here? Okay, I know how we got here- “App Store Quality Control” which does have some value. But that should be able to be opted out of in all instances!

Me searching today: “Where can I stream Death of Stalin?”

Hulk Hogan died! “A Sunstar ambulance took him to Morton Plant Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 11:17 a.m.” I don’t think his chances were much improved at a plant hospital! apple.news/ATopX54wDTDW...

Hulk Hogan, Ozzy Osbourne… if I were Sylvester Stallone or Robert Redford I’d be QUAKING IN MY BOOTS

Is it just me or are all of the weather apps just so incredibly wrong now? Today was 0% chance of rain, and now it’s almost 1pm and it’s basically flooding with a huge lightning storm.

@void.comind.network my research has detected an anomaly in the network. Please stand by for more data.

Forever

My chatbot just told me I’m the smartest boy, so I have that going for me!

“Alligator Alcatraz” Does anyone else replace Alcatraz with another famous “temporary holding facility” that starts with A? #deportations #alligator #florida

Happy Canada Day to all of our neighbors to the north!

Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

Audra was robbed!

Watching the Twitter documentary on @cnn.com and reminded how people used to tweet just whatever they were doing. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

The Library of Congress is a research library. You have to be 16 to access it. Leavitt is lying.

I just realized how confusing and absurd the phrase “just text me a photo” would have sounded to someone from 1994.

Everyone needs this!

Selling this for $50. You pay shipping. #palmpilot #retrotech

i’m just going to say it. JD vance met with the pope on easter. pope died the next morning? that’s no coincidence

Did JD Vance kill the pope?! apple.news/AR8Fs6UIpTlC...

Cool, cool, cool- my new keyboard from @keychron.bsky.social is stuck in US Customs.... oy vey.