The Real Motley Crew

Shout out to all the dads just getting on with it, being fabulous, supporting the chaos around us. We’re bastards, we’re janitors, we’re handy men. We’re also tolerant and loving and bloody superheroes. Let’s celebrate us for once

Dull World Cup final matches only in shittiness by that crap half time ‘show’ and pointless hydration add breaks.

Here’s an does Robert Jenrick, why not have a word with Nigel Farage about not being such a hate stirring twat and then he might not need the extreme level of protection he somehow thinks he deserves over everyone else

www.facebook.com/share/v/192u... Absolutely brilliant from the Binface. ‘Count’ your days Farage….they are numbered

Hasn’t really gone to plan Nige has it? Bit like Brexit really.

The USA’s football team brought a lot of fun to the tournament but once again their repugnant President Trump had the rest of the world cheering on the opposition. Respect the rules of the game. Well done Belgium.

I’m not going to make the 2nd half. This is a footballing bore-fest. Get on with it England

Apparently Trump was going to go in hard tonight, but now he’s gone soft….we’ve all been there

#bbcqt the weekly Zia Yusef platform where he spouts utter tripe for an hour without challenge….again

In wartime. “Hegseth asked Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George to step down & take immediate retirement…One of the sources said Hegseth wants someone in the role who will implement President Trump and Hegseth's vision for the Army.” www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...

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As Scott Mills departs Radio 2 the BBC unveil their new breakfast host…

Congratulations America, it’s taken 250 years, a civil war, countless struggles but you’ve finally hit your zenith. Historians will look back on this anniversary year and say….wtf?

This is a huge win for physical media: the complete STRANGER THINGS in 4K, Dolby Vision, and a tonne of extras, coming from @arrowvideo.bsky.social in July! Shame it doesn't come with a couple of novels, eh? www.arrowfilms.com/p/4k/strange...

BREAKING According to Heather Cox Richardson's substack post last night it appears that Epstein was under investigation by Obama's DOJ and DEA, but after Trump took office the investigation was squashed. That opens up a bunch of peccadilloes. READ: heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/march-18-2...

We didn't just find his videos - we also found Farage's outtakes, which show when his money-making sideline is interrupted by a text message or phone call, requiring him to re-record the video, he appears quick to anger.

This live action version of Team America is a bit shit

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Hi Gavin. Alex from the UK. We’re all watching the current situation unfold with a mixture of disbelief and horror, with the occasion drop of humour to ease the pain. If Dem leaders gave assurances it would help. Return Greenland when elected if taken by force?

3 cops in Arkansas battering a defenceless suspect in fascist AmeriKKKa.

At this point I think I’d rather we were invaded by Russia than the US. The Russians may be ruthless but they’re not as moronic as the US government

When my wife says one thing, then another, then denies both and it ends up being my fault.

One of the happiest moments of my life was sitting in an open air New Orleans cafe, listening to amazing blues guitar and brass, eating beignet doughnuts and drinking coffee. I’ll likely never go back to America again. What have you become??? #ICE #greenland #trump #GOP #congress

Can we just have the Democrats’ Senate lead inform the world that if this warmongering President goes after Greenland it will be handed back the second his odious arse is thrown out of the White House?

A few photos of the Wolf supermoon, taken by a chap from our town of Midhurst, West Sussex, England

So cringe #thetraitors

Worked out how to change my wallpaper….i’m a bit last century. Love this shot. #1701 #ussenterprise

Israel approves new West Bank settlements. These are the settlements ruled illegal under international law. Where is the outcry?

Thank you Rob Reiner. Thank you so much. Turn it up to 11 and enjoy being released from this horrible world

30% in the polls.

I’m a celeb bingo, and yes the first attention seeking whinge about anxiety has happened…. Why are you on there then??? Oh, of course, the attention. IACGMOOH

BBCQT Kenneth Clarke, whether you agree with his politics, remains a calm and coherent voice who speaks with reason and intelligence

Once again Kenneth Clarke is the voice of reason and calm in a sea of rhetoric and racial hate stirring. And we’re going to lose him soon.

A symbol of hope if anyone needs it

#fromthepyre will be on my playlist for the next few weeks. The Last Dinner Party are an astonishing band of vocalists and musicians. There is not one weak element to them, just outstanding.

How is Deshambles this morning, has anyone checked on him? Ryder Cup

Great win by Europe in the Ryder Cup. USA stepped up but it’s won over 3 days and the European performance in the face of that atmosphere was phenomenal

Happy to be corrected but since the Ryder Cup was contested by the USA and Europe the lowest losing score appears to be 9. The USA are really trying to break that record

Shit….they might get a half out of this yet… Ryder cup

Tango man will probably stop all Ukraine funding to punish Europe after this humiliation at the Ryder Cup

Just here for the comments 😂 Ryder Cup

Watch Trump claim that USA had this ‘stolen’ from them and that Europe broke rules, probably illegal migrants, that it really was a USA victory, a huge victory, the biggest ever…etc etc etc

USA, you really struggle with losing don’t you…come on just appreciate that the European team is playing well. It’s a game. #rydercup

Come on America, try and make it interesting. Seriously, having that Orange Cockwomble turn up hasn’t helped. The Europeans just picked up the ass you dropped and handed it to you on a plate #rydercup

Let’s not forget that Sadam Hussein was also killed following parody by #southpark clearly appearing on South Park and being killed are inextricably linked. And you’d be a fool and a communist to disagree. #charliekirk

Direct and correct. Damn, this challenging of the media is so overdue. Zack is rapidly creating what could be a genuine home for millions of people desperate for common sense government. Bravo Zack.

Kirk?….He’s dead Jim.. #charliekirk

apple.news/ARCABJ1YFQV2... Such a patriot.

TAPPER: Hepatitis A, whooping cough, & chickenpox cases are rising in Florida. Before you made this decision to lift vaccine mandates, did your dept do any analysis of how many new cases there will be? LADAPO: Absolutely not T: You didn't even do a projection? L: It's an issue of right & wrong