Hal Sparks

It doesn’t matter if your heart is in the right place, if your head is up your ass.

Here’s the new House Dem Judiciary report on Trump and Epstein. It’s probably why he brought up Epstein when he went to vote this weekend. As bad as what we know about him and Epstein is, the stuff He and Blanche are hiding is worse. democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

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Well… I mean… people that hang with Trump obviously think rape qualifies as Humanitarian Aid

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November 21! NerdHalen returns to Virgin Hotels and Casino in Vegas for F1 night! Probably have to throw in "I can't Drive 55!" since VH played it on tour with Sammy eh? Nerdhalen.com

Yes he's wearing an exoskeleton - that ass bulge is the power pack bsky.app/profile/hals...

Im a big fan of being right all the time 😎

Went to see Dogstar last night at the Truman in KC. Solid show all around but for the record Keanu can play. It’s clear he works on and connects to his instrument. You can’t fake a tight rhythm section. #WildStallions4Ever

The C32a was a flying hospital His Trips to Camp David are to hide his medical treatments The Ballroom has a fucking Hospital in the basement He disappears every 5 weeks for several days He’s yammering about “cognitive” again because he knows his brain is tapioca “Severe problems’ indeed

As it turns out, Milo went too easy on Benny. It's clear that this particular group of conservatives wants gays to stay in the closet because they're afraid their partners, if they were allowed to live out and proud, would feel too comfortable talking about what they did last weekend.

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Or as I like to call it… the great Ivankazation of America.

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Because… of Course he did..

This is because MAGAts all suffer from paranoid delusions, its why they voted for Trump in the first place. Raise a Cugo and it will eventually trap you in a Pinto.

There is no difference between a person saying "Rogue AIs schemed and cheated" and thinking a slot machine is on a roll because God wants them to leave with more quarters than they came in with.

. @ezraklein.bsky.social thinks we are not Human Beings we are Human Doings. He is having some of the most idiotic discussions about AI this side of Diary of a CEO and that takes effort.

When someone says Super Intelligence, all I hear in my head now is Young Frankenstiens Monster singing "Super Duper!" because of @halsparks.com .

So USA Today is just writing articles for an audience of Ostriches now?

@forbes.com you might as well say "were two of the six tech moguls that drew with crayons on a gift shop copy of the constitution" . Even the use of the word "accord" is fucking embarrassing

@bobcesca.bsky.social lemme know when you'd like me to come on an dunk on this ignorant gibberish :)

. @sanders.senate.gov @nytimes.com @cnn.com @nytopinion.nytimes.com .. stop embarrassing yourselves

AI Doomerism is the sticker on the album that makes you want to buy it. That's literally it's purpose.

Saying we Don't program AIs we "grow them" is like saying we don't program fractals... we grow them...with math seeds in pixel dirt. GTFOOH It's a series of loops and interrupts. Not a fucking digital flower.

@nytimes.com ....ahem....

You Cannot on the one hand mock, dismiss and fear monger about people having relationships with AI chatbots, Kids having friendships with AI or people using AI chatbots as digital psychiatrist because "they aren't real" AND say AI "schemed" and "cheated" and "learned" and "thinks" and "wants"

@sanders.senate.gov please know that your AI doomerism is a marketing tool FOR the big AI companies. and it's also very silly.

"All Labor is capitalist exploitation! We must have a revolution" "The AI revolution will eliminate the need for Labor and CEOs" "Wait... I didn't mean an ACTUAL revolution! I meant ...I mean... what are all the stupid people with drone jobs that I constantly mock gonna do? They're idiots!"

For all the "What do you know Hal? You're just a.." crowd. If you need an expert in the AI field that is saying what I have BEEN saying... youtu.be/QuZjcKshf_c?...

With the sound off I kinda look like a bird trying to impress a mate 😂

Right about the time the AI companies were catching hell for Data Center sprawl and the limits of the subscription models ... the Doomers popped up and suddenly were saying "These companies are creating ASI ...AND it's right around the corner!!". No one sells the BS ASI story better.

😂😂😂 Greg Kelly Breaks Hal 😂😂😂 youtu.be/QN6kwvY5D_0

"All Labor is capitalist exploitation! We must have a revolution" "The AI revolution will eliminate the need for Labor and CEOs" "Wait... I didn't mean an ACTUAL revolution! I meant ...I mean... what are all the stupid people with drone jobs that I constantly mock gonna do? They're idiots!"

@halsparks.com got the Zoltan

... @sanders.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social @deadlinewh.bsky.social @romanyampolskiy.bsky.social

Imagine you had a slot machine. You want it to show 3 🍒s you pull the lever and it randomly gives ♠️🍒7️⃣ would you say it "hallucinated"? now open it, file off the catch on every symbol except 🍒 you pull the lever, VIOLA!, 3 🍒s would you say it's now "intelligent"? or "sentient"? right.

AWWWW. HAHAHAHA Who's a G'Boy!

That Coxon kid still has stock in Anthropic. If you had stock in Auschwitz would you keep it? exactly.

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This kind of thinking is why overly broad coalitions fall apart. Especially if they are based on rigid standards. They collapse under the weight of the ask or fracture because of competing ideologies. Ps. The Civil Rights era coalitions were uncomfortable in a way economic ones could never be.

. @katiephang.bsky.social is a hero. That is all

Just saw Digger. Unsolicited Opinion. It’s great. Largely because whatever you think it is, it isn’t. My first thought at the end was “Very Birdman”. Anybody else see it?

Beyond his bruised hands, it's also linked to..., - Bleeding in the gut causing unusual tiredness, dizziness, or paleness from slow blood loss - Bleeding in the Brain : Aspirin raises the risk of a hemorrhagic stroke. This dipshit is a walking advertisement for "consult your physician"