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Other work of the Ladybird artists. October (Shell Guide, 1957) Artist: SR Badmin

Ode to Mike Graham Mike is stout Mike is ugly Mike is drunk Yet he acts so smugly Mike is short Mike’s unfit Mike’s a failure He tends to talk sh*t Mike thinks concrete Grows on trees Drinks 15 pints And smells of cheese Mike is bold Mike is bad Mike has issues He is sad.😢

Other work of the Ladybird artists. ‘Cat and Kittens’ Wood engraving Artist: CF Tunnicliffe

“An Autumn gale is stripping off the leaves and sweeping them along in the slanting squall of rain” Artist: CF Tunnicliffe Writer: EL Grant Watson (What to Look for in Autumn, 1960)

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Meta is accused of election interference in Brazil after restricting Lula's Instagram while recommending Bolsonaro's accounts. 1,613 foreign-funded political ads were uncovered generating 171M impressions. Brazil has ordered Meta to explain its conduct.

Runaway AI poses a threat to us all. How humanity stays in control should be a priority for everyone Projection location: Slough, UK Narrated by @gavinesler.bsky.social

Things that currently annoy me: -Celebrity Traitors (especially that chap called Bash. What sort of bloody name is Bash???) -The advert with the bloke in the bath scrubbing his conkers & happily going on about being cremated -Vinted -Bloody fireworks -Throuples -‘Leisurewear.’ 😡

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Great to see Andrea & Liz back together again. You can just sense the electricity, the moisture, the smell of Dettol. They truly are a power duo. Our Spice Girls Our Thelma & Louise Our lick & spit Our lettuce & turnip Our seat & sniff Our Thursday night bath time. Our rash. 🇬🇧

Other work by the Ladybird artists ‘Matlock Dale’, 1962 Artist: SR Badmin

“You,Boy! Get me 7 bags of coke and a copy of the bible. I’ve got Tommy Robinson coming round tonight to talk about his court case!”

Other work by the Ladybird artists Song Thrush and Cyclamen (1960) Artist: CF Tunnicliffe

This book rocks! I’ve read a preview copy It tells the story of a bold young lady who bravely embarks on a magical adventure of growing pies & dripping down. Unfortunately she is turned into a lettuce. It’s being called the best fantasy book since Tolkien’s ‘Lord of the Rings.’🤓

‘Mr Anderson. If you’d like to sniff my seat, I’m available on Thursday evening around about bath time.’

In your Super Soar Away Reformer this week: Thursday Night Bath Time Bingo! ‘Rupert Lowe Ate My Hamster!’ ‘My wife is wearing skirts the size of four teabags!’ Agony Aunt Sarah replies. Win a balaclava and a year of free drinks at Wetherspoons in our exciting new competition!

Genuinely feel sorry for this young married couple. Apparently their suitcase containing the lubricating gel, whips, little blue tablets, open crotch tracksuit trousers, flap moisturiser and anal fungus spray has been lost by British Airways. Their honeymoon is ruined. 😔

"When lamps are lighted in the town" (1968) Artist: A Buchanan

Cows, kale and chaffinches (What to Look for in Autumn, 1960) Artist: CF Tunnicliffe

"The prickly seed-shucks of the chestnut have fallen and burst open, some of them spilling the brown conkers out of the soft linings that have contained and nourished them“ Artist: CF Tunnicliffe Writer: EL Grant Watson

Your Prez sat on the blog and pondered 5 things Russia has achieved if Ukraine has to surrender. They're not all good for Russia. Or the USA. darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/what-has-r...

At least in The Conservative Party we have a better class of idiot, racist, misogynist and extremist. 🇬🇧

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“Across this cloud-dappled sky skeins of wild geese are flying” (What to Look for in Autumn, 1960) Writer: EL Grant Watson Artist: CF Tunnicliffe

It seems that Nigel Farage has taken the hint and has decided to spend more time in his constituency of Clacton. So much so that he has bought a new house for himself and his family in the local area:

Big Bob Jenrick visited the village yesterday. He went straight to the pub,knocked back 8 pints of Stellas & called us all slags. He tried it on with Jill in the village shop & said he’d nailed loads of birds in his time. After urinating in the duck pond he left flicking the Vs.😳

There are only three things in life you can be certain of: Death Taxes And President Donald Trump acting like a complete dick. 🇺🇸

You may criticise The United States all you like but what I love about their citizens is the genuine respect they have for their constitution and their staunch belief in a free democracy. 🇺🇸✌️

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“Farm workers follow where the spinner has passed and collect the potatoes in shallow baskets. Picking up potatoes is back-aching work” Writer: EL Grant Watson Artist: CF Tunnicliffe

Bunty & I have had our legs tattooed too. She has a Val Doonican collage on her left & on her right a dramatic portrayal of Liz Truss trickling down. My legs are covered in moths & conkers with pictures of Norman Tebbit & calligraphy featuring lyrics from Chaka Demus & Pliers.🦵

Great result for The Conservatives! Labour-Just clung on Greens-Expected to win with their weird leader & failed Reform-Finished Lib Dem-couldn’t get a 1000! Restore-😝 People want to be able to leave £1M tax free for their children that’s why they are now turning to us Tories.🇬🇧

Other work by the Ladybird artists ‘October’ (From a 1958 calendar by the always fabulous Ronald Lampitt)

According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼

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I thought Throuple was a quaint village in Suffolk Bunty and I visited on a weekend break back in 2021. This Great British Bake Off programme has become a viper’s nest of filth and pornography.😡

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"People are looking through the shop window and they like what they see..." says Kemi Badenoch, of the Conservative party, which is currently polling at its lowest level in its entire history

For a long time I have heard rumours of secret flights into Dubai: plane loads of complete nutcases. I have never believed it and still don’t. If true, it should bring down Isabel Oakeshott as she is one. 🤪