Grumpy Zeus

Hey Mbappe: Just what the world needs, another gazillionaire moral coward...😬

I went to Tafoya's Senate Campaign website. No mention of the Trump endorsement. But I found this beauty...She's very itchy.

It's absolute bullshit. UAE went to Mars. Hundreds of billions invested in hard science by Arab nations. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emirate...

Melabia can't even organize a ceasefire between herself and rose bushes. That viciously racist birther bitch didn't do shit for Ukraine.

I love the smell of exploding oil prices in the morning just before the Midterms!!!

Hegseth left CHILDREN on a naval base he KNEW would be bombed to smithereens. And then that ChristoNazi lied about a few "squirters" getting through. Trump chose Hegseth because Trump absolutely hates our servicemembers.

Just had my heating oil tank filled. Any homeowner still voting for any Republican is insane, and possibly suicidal.

Not just Trump: It's every one of your Republican "colleagues". Call them out by name on the Senate floor for having not a shred of loyalty to the Constitution. We don't want you working "across the aisle". We want you to proclaim every Republican a direct threat to health of every American.

Must is a full self serving asshole who doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone else.

Special Escort Steve Bootlick

We interrupt your regularly scheduled internet experience to officially disavow the Muslim brotherhood. @cbsnews.com and Jan Crawford, why haven't you disavowed??!!!

The tweet below describes perfectly Jan Crawford's knowingly false and racist commentary, and how Crawford even lied while trying to appear to take accountability for it. The only reason Jan Crawford has not be fired by @cbsnews.com is because that company, like her, is now thoroughly corrupt.

Jan Crawford of @cbsnews.com is not just biased, she lies about it. Crawford has lost all objectivity and credibility. She never had an ounce of personal or professional integrity.

Jan Crawford: Will you disavow your fealty to the Federalust Society?

The Pytrumporean Theorem: Zacharia Squared times Flynn Squared = Scaramucci Squared.

I believe it will be 0.7th of a Scaramucci.

The next time my lights go out because of downed power lines I'm suing Elon Musk.

Large men came up to her with tears in their eyes and said: "Ma'am, you can call yourself a lawyer".

It's a damn crime. There should be prosecution, not settlement. Biggest threat to America is worsening disparate application of criminal law. No society can survive it.

Inflation under Trump has advanced so quickly it has obtained consciousness.

It's our job to suggest names for this rock and roll band. The members are: Bondi Guiltfoyle Kristi Noem Lori Chavez-DeRemer Tulsi Grabbard I'll start: The Eatmeatles

Oh fuck...For a second I thought he was talking about CBS...and I couldn't believe it.

Americans will be honest with themselves; When they see video of a Russian facility in flames, most will certainly think: 'I hope it's a diesel facility'.

There were losers on the other side of those transactions. Seems crminal to me. Ask Amy Fuckey Barrett if stock trades are part of the President's executive functions and grant him immunity. What say you Gorefuck? Justice Beer? Chief Justass Robbers?

Can (should) employers fire anyone who voluntarily watches the execution Hegseth has decided to livestream? I

They want Super faces...

Shit. Trump and the Hooker.

Get ready for Republicans in Congress to open investigations into "questions" surrounding Hastert's prosecution.

"It's so great we're renaming it the Super Economy. I have the best numbers on my renamings"

I'm a little jobs report Short and stout When I get all steamed up Data Centers pour right out (It suddenly occurs to me most people now probsbly don't know the Little Teapot song)

Good luck with that Donald...

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump just announced the name of the Atlanta Hawks is officially changed to the Atlanta Hawkeyes... The Order is retroactive to Feb 1, 2024.

Senator Dirtbag.

He sells Schmittshells on the Shitshow

I wonder how high that ratio gets.

Let's give the Republicans what they really deserve...some SI Super Impeachments.

Klobachar almost scored as many points today as Caitlin Clark did in the Hawkeyes game...

Imagine the tens of thousands, if not millions of Republicans in Texas who were so relieved every time this degenerate douchenozzle sniffer was re-elected Attorney General.

People across the country are getting their first heating oil deliveries of the season. It's crippling. Local chat boards are lightning up about it. Hey Dems: Might want to work that into your campaigns against the douchenozzle sniffing Republicans who are running from the War they voted for.

I read this thread and felt terrible for Sarah. However, she is an excellent journalist and her narrative should dissuade anyone from flying British Airways...ever. And the disappearing crew of that flight should be fired. OMG.

Trump is now so unpopular I'm happyscrolling.

Comer was one of the 3 featured speakers. I have to laugh...

I typed into google: Is twitter full of Nazis". The answer: "Twitter (now officially called X) is not entirely full of Nazis".

I guess it's just coincidence that Albert Speer, Hitler's architect, was also Minister of Armaments.

The only people with Trump signs and flags still on display are in a coma. Someone do a wellness check.

Happy Constitution Day to all who celebrate. To Republicans: That's the document you maniacs tore to shreds. Thankfully, the rest of us weren't abusing small animals during history class

Trump blames Zelensky for Trump's hair loss.

@narrativetracker.bsky.social Not cool. The above user is posting viciously bigoted content using Pepe The Frog. I have alerted Bluesky Moderation multiple times without any action. WTF? @moderation.bsky.app

Trump: "I just want to find 11,780 deals with Iran."

Great ad. I like how Paxton and the Republican child rapist look like twin brothers in the last shot!!!