Grumpy Muppet

Everyone in Wales needs to hear this

@oswreview.bsky.social the umbro knacker has been reincarnated as a cat

Went in Morrisons yesterday (28th December). They had fucking Easter eggs on the shelves

I presume she’s fully inspected their genitalia before making this claim

Great first day working at the OBR. Managed to get an important report emailed out well before the time required and went for an early lunch...

You don’t HAVE to eat them, Nigel

Just needs a little dollop on the tip of his finger

People need to realise that in order for a small number of people to be massively wealthy, it is absolutely necessary for a large number of people to be incredibly poor

What free speech is: The assurance that you can speak out against your government. What free speech isn’t: The right to tell whatever lies you like, or incite hate and violence without consequence

Google’s AI is going to kill people, just not in the way we all feared

Morning BlueSkyers If any of you enjoy The Trawl @thetrawl.bsky.social please can you repost this request to @bsky.app for a bookmark tab Would hugely help not having to look at the hellhole that is X 🙏🏻

- What did you do during the war daddy? - Well, I gave myself gout by eating nothing but ham, cheese and white bread. I also worked for the resistance and once stole a crate of avocados from round the back of Waitrose