Kevin

Me, waking up with a fever, calculating how much beer my system can handle. Go birds.

This is easily the most loser behavior I’ve ever seen online, and I’ve seen Elons tweets.

We can bring our dogs a lot more places

I worked at Burger King for a shift and a half. I got sick of it and walked across the street to a grocery store, got hired on the spot, walked back and quit in the middle of my shift.

Phila Inquirer endorses Bob Harvie: "U.S. Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick (R., Pa.) has been a member of Congress for nearly a decade, and it is difficult to determine what exactly he has accomplished. Fitzpatrick, 52, claims to be a problem solver, but he is really part of the problem."

Ah yes, Phillies playoff baseball

I seem to remember him taking a different approach for the Central Park 5

On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.

Every time I see “gamble responsibly” on these ads it feels like a drug dealer telling me to do drugs responsibly. Hey buddy, here’s your heroin. Enjoy responsibly! Here’s a number for narcotics anonymous. Like what are we even doing here?

We’re so back

That’ll fix everything!

Now that we’re in the age of AI I feel extremely vindicated in being lazy about documentation. You can’t have my secrets, Anthropic. The integrations I’ve built live and die with me.

Mike Lindell looks like someone playing Mike Lindell in an absurd comedy

It makes a lot of sense that a man with no soul thinks music and art are worthless

This is the hard hitting journalism I crave

So trans people had to be kicked out of the military because they might not be able to get their hormones in the field but now half the military will be stuffed to the gills with testosterone?

Damnit Haaland you big dumb idiot

Shingles def feels like a curse. Like what do you mean a rash just appeared and now my back feels like someone slowly is pouring acid on it? If someone told me they cursed me I’d probably believe them.

Sources say they needed a little used communication device due to his condition of being dead.

People will really just say anything on the internet

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Unreal 6 is going to deprecate blueprint in favor of AI assisted development. I can’t overstate how big of a mistake this is, and how devastating it’s going to be for Unreal. Just look at Microsoft. They put AI in all their products and are already rolling it back. What are these people thinking

Happy AJ Brown day to those who celebrate

You can make this same argument for communism. Communism itself? Probably fine. But it gets co-opted by, you guessed it, the rich and powerful. It’s one of the reasons I think socialism or socialism-lite (most of Europe) works. It allows competition but has mechanisms to solve for billionaires.

Respect to all the devs, artists, writers, and many others at Bungie. To the leadership? Fuck you. www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Ar...

18 hrs. ago, Credit @huffpost.com "A LA man gave an impassioned speech calling out state Republicans for their racist gerrymander. “I believe the country as a whole is rebuking your party. Y’all are in a death spiral,” he said. “That’s why y’all have to redistrict. That’s why y’all have to cheat.”

Gotta say, at this point not using AI is a competitive advantage. The number of times in a day I have to point out something wrong because someone used AI to summarize a meeting or something is ridiculous.

My Cousin Grogu

Go flyers

Inside of you there are two cars. Both have small penises.

#flyers

I prefer my pope to fight crime in the streets like Batman

Self help books are trash and fiction does a better job of helping you improve your life.

Found it today that a guy on my block who listened to talk radio loud enough for the entire block to hear has died. I have outlived another of my enemies.

Do we have to send Venezuela our president now?

I mean sure the team kinda sucks but still

Excellent thread. I remain convinced that Fetterman was a different person before his stroke, and that lamb ran maybe the most tone deaf campaign I’ve seen in a long time.

This is a half time show for the people