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I spoke with Bitch McConnell this morning and he said he's giving me $100k. Also free Palestine.

I did a very adult thing and went to a county commissioner meeting bc some suspicious ass company wants to build a data center near us and man I love my community. Everyone said fuck that noise. Very eloquently and politely but yeah.

Knitted multiple beanies last winter and now I can't even remember how to knit in the round. Brain Microplastics level at all time high.

A country that manufactures weapons of war will also manufacture excuses to use them.

People yapping about how the military can/should defy illegal orders don't know a damn thing about the kind of people that join the military, or the level of brainwashing they go through after joining.

Starting to think Erika had Charlie ended bc he wouldn't let her have her turn with the microphone

Real ones know the uncanny valley was pre-evolved to spot ai slop

Can we collectively agree not to pay our federal taxes this year? Asking for me.

Sorry if you're one of those people who hates the idea of someone hearing them use the toilet - but it's way weirder to have someone sitting in the stall next to me in compete silence. Just piss.

Me when I do my dishes and then my dishes are done

Bad dog pics? Bad dog pics

There's a lotta people online rn that need to learn where the line goes between "victim-blaming" and "predicting an extremely predictable outcome"

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 He will die soon 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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I think sobriety might be a scam

Meet a friend along the way

Gonna turn a labubu into a stealth knife

Mmm juicy

My bad, I tried to give someone common sense video game advice instead of telling them to double-jump 360-no-clip through the enemy hit box

Remember when we used to be friends and trusted each other with our dark thoughts? That was fun. Sure hope you aren't hanging onto my dark thoughts for future blackmail purposes

What are the odds that the Trimp admin just put the List in a regular trash can

I don't wanna hear a man complain about his "crazy ex gf" unless she at least sent him to the hospital.

It is a little bit funny that not a single person said "happy 4th" to me yesterday

⁺‧₊˚ Holy Death ˚₊‧⁺

People freaking out when chat gpt says it’s alive

“I’m not going to wash my hands unless the government mandates I do it” That’s how healthcare workers sound when they refuse to mask. They said it’s “not required”. Infection control is a basic part of your job. If a patient asks you to mask, wear the mask!

I could never work for door dash cause I would be nibbling on the customer's fries

Honestly I think we should be allowed to throw rocks at politicians as long as they don't exceed the size of a baseball.

Corazon!!! ❤️ #onepiece

Creature

I love you, scaredy cat trio #art #onepiece

Did my first solo camp over the weekend, mixed experience but I never really felt afraid or in danger, just very morose and lonely

Do not split

How many things do I have to keep doing?

Nami and Vivi hold a special place in my heart #art #onepiece

Cannot handle how silly she is

I must have done something super cool for everyone beyond me to be honking their horns like that

People on ig reels will be like "diet hack!" and it's literally just an eating disorder

Recent finds

I took my dog on her first camping trip and she did well, but I do not think she had fun.

You're just a casual sleeper bro. I really fucken Sleep.