TheGratefulDeadpool

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

Yeah...

Disgraceful.

"No one has ever denied being a pedophile better than me!" he said proudly while shitting his pants. 🙄

Not NEARLY enough...

"Living the dream".

Don't argue. Don't debate. Don't even engage. Just point and laugh.

Dont be fooled by the "change of heart" from slime balls like Carlson or MTG. They decided to ride the trump train until it crashed into the side of a mountain. They are nothing more than opportunistic nihilists. They will gladly watch the world burn around them to amass more wealth and power.

The complete and absolute dipshitery of it all is astounding. 🤦‍♂️

I can honestly say that without a shadow of doubt, Trump, still being the president after everything he's done, is the strangest thing that has happened in my lifetime.

Well, I know what I'm going as this Halloween. 🤷‍♂️

Such an inspiration. 🙄

When will this nightmare end?

Let's hear all the rationalizing, hand waving, and excuses from the maga Christian right on why "god's chosen man" would be so vile, profane and sadistic, while mocking religion on their holiest of holy days. Meanwhile, I'll just be here rolling my eyes into a different dimension. 🙄

Ouch. Gonna need some ointment for that burn.

I don't know about you guys, but I love it when there's truth in advertising. 🤷‍♂️

This administration is all stems and seeds. 😐

The fun part is that the "R" and the "P" are interchangeable with "Rapist" and "Pedophile." 🤷‍♂️✌️

If you, in any way, shape, or form, continue to trust, support, or defend this criminal administration, you are either incredibly gullible, misinformed, and totally ignorant or completely morally bankrupt and evil. There are no other choices.

Do you want the bad news, the worse news, or the worst news first?

Interesting choice. 🤔

What's simpler than a straight line? 🤔

Until further notice, all traffic traveling to the high road will be diverted downward. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Do it...for your mental health.

Funny how Iran's "completely obliterated nuclear program" grew back faster than trump's ear. 🤔

Spineless cowards.

A surprising action from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient. 🤷‍♂️

Easy mistake. 🤷‍♂️

Just so we're clear, the U.S. president killed children in order to help cover up the fact that he raped children.

Always a tweet for every occasion. 🤷‍♂️

Accurate.

Seems fair to me. 🤷‍♂️

Wonder where she is today...🤔

I got to meet my favorite author tonight at a bar in NYC! Just hanging out having a drink and chatting with Mr. Matt Dinniman, author of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. I even got him to sign and personalize my book🤣...If you haven't read it yet, I HIGHLY recommend.

Alien vs. Predator

What the hell is wrong with this country?

It's about fucking time.

Makes no damn sense... but then again, nothing does anymore.

Hell no.

Happy presidents day. 😐

Staying unevolved is a choice. We were never here to out shout you. We’re here to outgrow you.

Make it make sense.

Excellent idea.

*Dump's name being in the unredacted Epstien Files over 1 million times* Maga reaction:

Now I get why maga was so mad about a Puerto Rican singing at the Superbowl. 🤷‍♂️

Isn't it ironic... don't ya think?

I thought it was one of the most entertaining halftime shows in the last decade. 🤷‍♂️

Dump logic: Maybe if I remind people I'm a racist, they'll forget that I'm a pedophile.

Racists gonna racist.

I mean, if he wants to share "monkey memes"...🤷‍♂️

Maga: "trump isn't a racist!! We're not racists!!! Stop calling us that!!! Dump on truth social last night... 🙄