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REPUBLICANS: "Y'all can't vote for James Talarico cause he sounds a bit gay!!!!" DONALD TRUMP:

It’s that time of year for my 2010 joke.

As hard as it is to believe, that is the actual position of the so-called law and order party.

Art by Jean Giraud (Moebius).

The Grasshopper Dream Cafe, built from two railway cars in Jeonseon, South Korea.

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Sometimes I just need a good laugh..🤣🤣🤣

Scott Jennings: “Did anyone else catch Mitch McConnell last night on Dancing with the Stars?”

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OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I bet the first person who imported sausages from Vienna thought something waaaay more fancy was showin' up and whatnot.

This high

We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.

OMG….

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on— shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again." —George W. Bush, the *second* dumbest president ever.

german porn is just so weird

Nailed it

www.youtube.com/shorts/i8XOX...

When I said things couldn’t get dumber it wasn’t meant to be a dare

Thou shalt not trust A SINGLE WORD from corporate media talking heads who LOOK AWAY while the president is CERTIFIABLY INSANE.

I wish the media had the same urgency about the state of Mitch McConnell as they did for Kamala's W-2 from McDonald's in the 80s.

One day you're young and the next thing you know you're not young

So, did the whole country just stop talking about the fact that Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP is still covering it up?

*pretending to look at a grocery item i don't need because someone is blocking the item i actually want*

World's Longest... . Cartoon by Cartoon by Michael de Adder | Cagle Cartoons . Thank you for your attention to his brilliant satirical wit!

As wonderful an actor as Tim Curry was (and he was indeed wonderful), I liked him just as much as a singer. I wish he'd put out more albums, in fact, because he was so amazing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsW...

At the grocery store this evening, I saw a short little old lady trying to reach a jar of artichokes on the top shelf. No way could she do it. I helped her out. Pro Tip. Just grab the out-of-reach product. Don't pick the short person up like I did. The cops were pretty friendly.

I don’t know who drives this car that’s in the parking lot at work today. I’m guessing a skeleton with a bow tie?