Gora Shade

Gora Shade

@gorashade.bsky.social

Author | Erotica & Horror | Theoreads.com Founding Author | Garden Queen | Tortoise Mom | Baker of delicious bites | Friendly neighborhood beta reader & proofreader | she/her | pan | 🚫AI

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I attempted a writing swag today in 3rd person pov and I hated it. Now in the process of converting to 1st. Looks like I have some skills I need to work on, but not today 😅

Today I recused a bee from the ocean. I have no idea why she was floating out there. I carried her out on some sea grass and put her in a tree.

Highly tempted to begin an instagram account titled “Dicks of Greece” where I feature all the cocks I see. Or jerk tourists. Probably both.

I don’t understand some things about beach vacation culture *burning to a literal crisp (yes, judging) *bikini butt flossing (no judgement) *being a dick to sandcastles

I have a new release for October. It’s an anthology of sexy stories, ranging from low to high spice. Each story is fun, sex positive, and memorable. Can’t wait to share it with you! #booksky #erotica

Another human hit the button on their car to lock it in the parking lot and it QUACKED. I have missed some key element of adulting because I *need* this, except instead of a duck, it’s Xena Warrior Princess giving her iconic *ay-yi-yi-yi* yell.

4 hours in the garden today. Harvested a fuck ton of cherry tomatoes, some beets I forgot about (now bigger than my hand), and 3 pumpkins. Howed up the soil. Dumped last year’s wood ash on top. Almost done for the season. Man am I pooped! 🌱

Today I made sauce from my purple carrots and black tomatoes. Other ingredients include onions, garlic, and basil. Everything is from my garden 🌱

Sauce tax: Not true “black” as only the skins were black, but this is the richest dark red I’ve ever had in a sauce. My kid wants to add black food coloring