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critics rave about yours truly: - "well-developed, well-nourished" - "reasonable grooming" - "normal affect" - "alert and oriented" - "extremities warm and well perfused"

Can't believe it's been 9 years.

Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️

you all laugh now, but watch what happens when he reaches -$2,147,483,648

There is an ongoing genocide in Palestine, a pointless war against Iran, and a project of ethnic cleansing being carried out as we speak on the streets of the US every day. If you spend one second inventing a hypothetical threat because of opposition to this you are running cover for the rest of it

LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE

Not the main point here but I also fucking hate how they think comrade is some kind of slur that means “Russian evil” and not one of the best things you can be for someone.

just realized i have lost access to dropmix forever after the app was automatically offloaded from my ipad

Sony’s Japanese MiniDisc ads with Jamiroquai went insanely hard.

"lindsey graham, dead today after a brief but vicious struggle with dookie diarrhea disease"

as a greg who does ui design: what the hell, man

the jakarta method is only $2 (cheap!) wherever fine ebooks are sold. the most powerful book i've ever read. prepare to feel Real Sad and Real Mad. bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

THERAPIST: Chili Vision isn’t real. It can’t hurt you. CHILI VISION:

when my post gets zero likes

its beautiful

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

quartiles, your word list is woefully out of date

i was skeptical that the white house cage fight would reach its stated target of one billion viewers, but they have a chance if we're counting gnats and mosquitoes

you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers

"Techno-cynics are all just wounded techno-optimists." ah, yeah, that tracks

if you see this, your ass is about to get cooked “outdoors style”

“computer”

behind my entertainment center it’s a real

had no idea xi was a tvtropes user

most fortune cookies are really just advice cookies or platitude cookies. i want a cookie that tells me exactly how and when i will die

not entirely sure why there is Biden Discourse happening on this platform today, but i will never not be mad about this. his one promise was to bring about a post-trump era, and shockedpikachu.gif, he was completely unfit for that task. but hey at least he wasn't a socialist. good job dems

may the fourth be the day that it happens

quality goose content alert

Tom Waits for no man

GHOST MURMUR: no one is to speak a word of kikongo until the wolbachia are safely inside them.

the constant family feud theme music in this juror lounge will drive me mad by the afternoon. not looking at the news but i assume this is the biggest problem in the world today

i'm happy for cori close and ucla and everything but god, what a deflating game

i am joining Geno Auriemma's war on Dawn Staley on the side of Dawn Staley

this lineup has very high Fun Potential™

can't wait for DLSS 5

has anyone tried just damage boosting through the strait of hormuz

short thread, good thread. one silver lining is that the united states has so thoroughly messed up its standing as an economic superpower that other nations may be willing to act against it

congratulations to FIFA on their incredible choice of recipient for the first FIFA peace prize

he just like me fr

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everyone complained about the big 12 tournament floor being too busy and distracting last year. this is the perfect response, imo

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

"We'll give you all the Murder Tools once you agree Murder is a Crime."