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@glaceon.me

24 - dont piss on the good grass

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i am definitely getting my fair share of enjoyment out of deltarune but once im satisfied i dont think i want to touch a video game for another 2 months

my fucking girlfriend is fucking moving in with fucking me which is fucking crazy because she's fucking driving a fucking uhaul for fucking 25 fucking hours just to fucking live with fucking me in the fucking city

the year is 2035: watching youtube on google chrome is now autoplay. no suggestions you need to feed your cat you click the "x" on your tab a popup window appears that says "if you leave i will kill myself" with two options that say "Leave" and "Earn $0.05" "easy money" you say the cat meows louder

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i am now IP banned from the pokemon center website :D

duen 🪏@riolu.gay

oh ! the pokemon center website actually shipped the ditto plushies that were priced at $0 each. thats cool . clearly i should’ve ordered more than 200

speaking of "security" so far i've seen 0 ice agents at newark airport however it's not like i'm going out of my way to find them

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i love our underfunded security department and gender neutral bathrooms

i love our underfunded security department and gender neutral bathrooms

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this glaceon is heading to the airport at a time thats currently most optimal to catch their flight (four hours early)

this glaceon is heading to the airport at a time thats currently most optimal to catch their flight (four hours early)