Dave

Dave

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📍Orlando

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Dave
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I made one (1) donation to Kamala Harris in 2024 and I’ve been spammed by every random asshole’s campaign for money ever since. Never donating again

Adam Bonica@adambonica.bsky.social

Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future.

Dave
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I’ve officially reached the point of the closing process where I’m just microdosing panic attacks all day 🎉

Dave
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Lloyd Appraisal

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

Dave
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Guy who’s lost every election he’s run in:

Jaime Harrison@jaimeharrison.bsky.social

I say this with no ill will or animosity: if you hate the Democratic Party, then please don’t run for our nomination. Don’t use our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteers. Don’t use our infrastructure. Don’t ask Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaign.

Dave
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In today’s edition of sentences I never thought I’d type: Orlando peeps did y’all feel the earthquake that hit just after 2?

Dave
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I met a guy on the dance floor at Riptide tonight, told him my name, and he was like “wait what’s your last name” so I told him and he said “oh you used to date [ex’s name]?” and I fucking RAN

Dave
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The new iPhone screen shatters so easily it must be made out of my hopes and dreams

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Robby Kalland
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2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

Dave
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The sphere is such an amazing canvas for artists. It was like wearing a VR headset, but the headset was the entire arena

Dave
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There were also a few moments where if you were having a bad trip you were fuuuuuucked

Dave
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I appreciate Apple constantly changing the camera layout on the iPhone because it makes it really easy to tell when a guy sends a mirror pic from 5 years ago

Dave
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Dangerous game waiting until the last day of the cruise to take beach pics but we persevered

Dave
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There’s bad luck, and then there’s a crown falling out of your mouth as you’re in line to board a cruise

Dave
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Amish Paradise is the most iconic But then there’s Eat It But… also Albuquerque

headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com

you are all fools the REAL music question that will cause intergenerational warfare on bluesky is actually: what is weird al's signature song?

Dave
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Once again the defining aspect of MAGA is to be pissed and miserable, about everything, forever

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*Genuinely* my favorite thing about the Olympics, NBC cooked

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social

🗣️GOLDZONE BACK!!!!!!!!!! I REPEAT: 🗣️GOLDZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣️BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave
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Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college -Bowling -Chorus -Figure Drawing -Painting -Voice Lessons

Matt Brown@mattbrown.bsky.social

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college -Steel Drum performance -University Jazz Ensemble -AfroJazz Band performance -Ohio Political History -The Bible as English Literature -

Dave
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This one hurts :(

Pop Base@popbase.tv

Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71, TMZ reports. (www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...)

Dave
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“You’re watching ads you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” just found a permanent place in my lexicon

Manticker The Seventy@manticker.bsky.social

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

crimethinc.comThe Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their HotelsParticipants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
Dave
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RUN THE GODDAMNED BALL.

Bill Kristol@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social

The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.

Dave
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Let’s see them try this shit in a Castle Doctrine state

The Associated Press@apnews.com

BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.

bit.lyImmigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo saysAn Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
Dave
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Traveling home across time zones is so weird, what do you mean I only get to experience 23 hours today

Dave
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Snakes on a Plane at the movie theater at Florida State was a religious experience

Dave Levitan@davelevitan.bsky.social

Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences? Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.

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Nick Fleisher@nickfleisher.bsky.social

What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"