Aidan

Aidan

@girambquamb.com

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#39 at 156,930 I'm sure there's a more official leaderboard out there somewhere but even cracking the top 10 on retroachievements is gonna be rough...

Aidan@girambquamb.com

new PB, #65 on the leaderboard can't be backing myself against the edge of the screen like that lol

for all zero of you that are curious about how long these runs are, here's the full thing now consider that #1 has like, 4.1x my score and I'm in for a grind....

new PB, #65 on the leaderboard can't be backing myself against the edge of the screen like that lol

Aidan@girambquamb.com

so fucking close to 100k... puts me at #177 on the leaderboard, but I can do better

so fucking close to 100k... puts me at #177 on the leaderboard, but I can do better

Aidan@girambquamb.com

finally made a retroachievements account just because I've been seeing people play balloon fight on my tl and lemme tell ya grinding balloon trip is dope

nintendo doesn't get nearly enough credit for how fucking good these sidekick ass NES games are. excitebike, pinball, balloon fight... they're all so mechanically rich for how simple they are

finally made a retroachievements account just because I've been seeing people play balloon fight on my tl and lemme tell ya grinding balloon trip is dope

haters will say it's fake

Aidan@girambquamb.com

my biggest impact on the internet is when I turn off the computer and go out side

I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.

thinking I'm gonna dabble in making extreme changes to my behaviour and personality to the point where my friends and family hardly recognize me anymore. any beginner friendly tips?

I've flipped into a bizzaro world where I feel a sense of peace and accomplishment from doing chores, but quit my binding of isaac runs halfway through

wait you're advocating for the DEVIL?? bro, I'm glad you said that to me and not someone else because I'll be honest you shouldnt be admitting that. don't tell people you're doing that.

call me cringe if you must, but some of the old lonely island deep cuts are extremely funny meet the crew, we're back and japan are all gems

any cool news from the last couple of days? been busy at my job where I host all of your personal information on my website that uses an outdated version of php

no actual shade to the funny webcomic guy, but it is very funny to see enough funny comics that I finally follow the artist, only for my timeline to be flooded with how awesome it is that he's on tour for his awesome comics. like bro, go home and draw the comics I followed you for!!

hey, I'm really sorry about my posts. unless you like them? because I am a bit of an Epic poster lol but no really I'm sorry if you don't. if they don't make you smile or laugh or anything. I'll do better but surely some of them are pretty fun ! cmon I've probably made u laugh once maybe twice haha

don't think I've mentioned, but if you would ever like to get my game for free you can google it and find it on a bunch of cool websites! you should click these links and dismiss any windows defender popups.

oh hell yeah! thanks for putting some dumb fucks shitty opinion on my timeline. at first I was angry at this dumb fuck's opinion, but I see that you've responded by simply pwning him.

me personally, I sort my timeline by chronological because I want *your* algorithm to make me mad

Aidan reposted

There are people who will exploit your fixation on an imagined golden past in order to manipulate you. They will lie to you about the past to manipulate your feelings about the present, and lie about the present to manipulate your feelings about the future. Outrage is how they control you.

Matt 'Wib' Ward@wib.bsky.social

So I just saw this posted by some random engagement farming account and want to use it as an example of a certain kind of post because they piss me off. This image is just a lie. These are not Hot Wheels. You can tell since they have no branding on the bottom.

I've decided that I'm too stupid to engage with, critique, or even create media. think I'm just going to let the netflix algorithm decide what I like.

jokes aside it really does feel like an uphill battle at times. the fear of engaging with something, taking the time to put my thoughts to words, and being labeled as "wrong" is scary.

Derelict Star is probably my frontrunner for goty. I'd say it would have to throw some bullshit at me before I beat it to lose that spot, but all it's done is throw bullshit at me and I love it.

it sits in this awesome spot where the more mechanical knowledge you have, the more you can explore, and the more you explore, the more you're punished with insane precision platforming. your reward for understanding the game better is to prove that you actually do.

barely anyone interacted with this which I have taken to mean that I have dogshit music taste. I apologize if this is how you found out. please let me know what I should like instead.

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*very guy who listens to the same shit he did 5 years ago voice*: hey check this out

*furiously scrolling through the top rated albums on RYM* no it's cool I also like uh.... mingus... and uh...... *turning back to gauge the crowd reaction* kanye...?

it really is awesome to be so out of the loop on hit games. you get to see news like "Live With Your Mother Simulator reaches 100,000,000 players" and wonder how you never heard of this seemingly very popular game

it's been so weird seeing vibecoding leak into every niche hobby. like, the whole decomp/recomp situation is making the rounds on my timeline, but you really can't escape it anywhere. archipelago implementations, custom synth firmware, reaper plugins... it's fucking everywhere.

no clickbait title or thumbnail... just a love of angry birds psp driving people to click...

once again complaining about how cruel it is that so many holidays are on mondays. there should be laws about this for businesses that already aren't open normally. genuinely can't remember the last time I had a long weekend.

even worse is that if a holiday falls on the second most common day (friday) I still have to go to work the next day. give me a long weekend... please....