Alcippe, the Rat Lady

/ Pinned Captain Alcippe is the main character of Rat in a Corner, a story set in the world of Gunmetal Olympus which I'm in the process of writing! Most posts are in character, but that little "/" means OOC My main: @ambernymph.bsky.social

In this essay I will…

My new book is out! And Gemma has handily indicated which headings I should and should not read by putting my name at the top of them!

congratulations to @galenethenymph.bsky.social on her promotion

every time someone asks me what getting caught in a true dionysian bacchanalia is like i ask them if theyve ever danced the transcendental cha cha and when they ask me what the fuck that means i add that i also got fucked by aphrodite in there and they accuse me of making shit up

maintenance isnt so bad when you have a good mechanic for it

are all honoured huntresses completely batshit or is it just the two i happen to have known

People keep writing fics with me and Ser Alcippe on Olympus of Our Lords and tagging them "nymphfucker." This is wrong! My knight is a cyborg, thanks to the divine blessing of my Lord Hephaestus, may the flame of zer forge warm us all 🙏. I'm not a nymphfucker in that specific context!

she mel on my pom til im on my knees

good news everyone i escaped my armour but it turns out it takes a whole city to fix a knightly wardrobe malfunction so im going to need to talk to hephaestus about that

elysium will never know peace until I can sing a dread keening upon the smouldering ruins of that gold and silver abomination

whoever left their eidolon parked outside outpost meteora you should probably come pick that up before heras guys show up because they will probably feed it to the hybrids if you leave it loose

step squire help im stuck in my armour

I expect all of you to buy this bundle because my #1 fan is promising something I must assume is very dark and delicious.

everyone is so nice to me

I like reading about Isadora!

Gunmetal Olympus

i have this fantasy that one day she might just drop back into my life. that she was alive this whole time. that i can just rest my head on her shoulder and tell her i missed her and i grieved her and not care that she faked it all as long as she was just here with me. if only hades were so lenient

sometimes ares lets me punch xer belly as hard as i can. one time before my cybernetics i went hard enough to break my wrist

castor and polydeuces stole my fucking sock to use as bedding i dont even know how they found it

sometimes i question if this city is truly worthy of being saved and then i remember the lesbian sex free use train cars. and i think maybe once we have total mark liberation and have obliterated the court of light and gotten rid of the colossi we might be living in a perfect city

unfortunately she has a point

3d printed a puzzle box for the boys and it took them an hour to solve it to get the treats inside but now they have the solution memorised and the box is useless. im going to print a new one

sometimes aliki and i will head into the workshop and blast albums by dual natured and the fates and the maenads at full volume while she works on projects and i do my drills. you can feel the room shaking from the bass and we have to communicate by texting. fucking unparalleled vibe

it hurts to look up at the elysian night sky sometimes

orphdog was talking about how he made galene an accessory and now im worried what hes been up to and why hes getting innocent nymphs involved

one of the few things i dont have to bemoan about the new body is that i never had body hair to begin with. aphrodite airbrushed it all away when i was blessed i was smooth as a pearl

persephone aint shit in a fight with that collar on its a little embarrassing. all speed and force but you take that away and theres only pretty rudimentary technique

bumped into an absolute gem of a nymph today who was running errands but she complimented my joints. normally i find it really weird when people draw attention to my mechanical features but something about her was just really warm and put me at ease. hope shes having a nice day

/ So thankful for GOsky accounts having particular ways they type so I know how to represent the way they would text

Kentucky Fried Butches

for legal reasons i have to publicly state that no there is not an ancient alloy capable of injuring and shackling gods and no i do not have access to it

apparently the last guy who told me to "parry this you fucking casual" was unaware that i could in fact parry that

it was awesome

i dont know whose idea it was for the cow maid nymphs at geryons to have functional milk tank tits but fuck am i upset that i can no longer drink the stuff. still its nice to see them offer refills tableside

aliki has been playing a colony management game and is naming all of her little characters after people we know. shes giving the one named after me every possible upgrade she can. which could mean anything

[out of character] Tris is an incredible author so please buy her book and help her out! If you like this account, this is where Galene comes from! If you buy a copy let me know and Galene will send you a personalised thank you!

Awawawawawawa! Both me and my sister Palene are in this! We hope you find it a nice read!

I'm the other contender for coolest bitch in Elysium if you care

is it normal for your squire to bring home lactation meds