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Tag urself, I'm Marmoush-Gray, or "Mary"

This is the most Didn't-Happen thing I've read in, oh, about an hour

Blocking Arsenal reply guys is Praxis

LOL...LMAO The most Mr. Irrelevant-ass award in world soccer

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When u win the Ballon d'Or

It is 2031. The 2026 Ballon d'Or ceremony finally reaches its end stage with the corpse of Fat Ronaldo seeing his shadow, announcing six more weeks of winter.

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RIP Walter❤️

Holy shit

Quick before this gets taken down -- Ballon d'Or webite publishes Kane trophy early ballondor.com/news/posts/h...

I hear that. Often think being a Tottenham fan is like being Charlie Brown:

Sometimes the Spotify algo is good? I just discovered Rose Windows. Rabia Shaheen Qazi's voice has a very Perry Ferrell qualty (laudatory) to it. Really interesting post-rock, I dig it. open.spotify.com/track/3KgwsJ...

A side benefit here is the opportunity for the French to learn to hate Packers fans the way the rest of us do.

Did Harry do the thing?

The OG strips are so good, and notably a great many of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" story beats were taken word for word from these strips.

Me, buying DDR5 RAM that "fell off the back of a truck" for reasonable prices

putting Lula’s head over Neymar’s would have been so goated

Hang it in the Louvre

I wish Flavio Bolsonaro a very hospital room photograph

Bolsonada Send skeet

The Eric Trump Effect

Hey remember? that time yesterday? when Tottenham went to Stamford Bridge? and then they beat Chelsea? You remember that? Huh? That was awesome.

we're getting into "need a miracle" territory for ol Flavio

Some day her daughter is going to find this and it will explain a LOT to her about the kind of person her mother is.

But he'll injure all their players by taking a cricket bat to their knees!

Lmaoooo but also no I don't want United winning things again

Wondering if any Spurs fans have changed their minds on Vuskovic after his horror match today.

When the gummy hits

Michigan has the chance to do the funniest thing (by missing a point-blank game-typing FG)

Indiana's national title defense not looking so hot at the mo

Just need Indiana to finish off Michigan and today is a perfect #Sprots day

Tough day for Chelsea but also they deserve it for being on the forefront of basically ever single evil of modern football, the world would be better if they never existed

Got his ass

FUCKING TOLD Y'ALL

Wins against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge should count triple for Spurs imo

Lee Dixon thinking that's a bad call just means it was the correct one, perfectly adjudicated.

Cole Palmer is a friggin' idiot and I love this so much

GET THE FUCK IN I LOVE GOAL LINE TECH

Get fucked

Proper Battle of the Bridge match innit

That's a fuckin' red on Palmer come on

Would you take a scoreless draw and a point right now? I 100% would.

Christ on a pony Kudus

Drury talking about Chelsea's injuries, bitch we have NINE players out shut the fuck up

Madders nooooooooooo

We've been waiting for Tonali-Fernandes-Maddison all season and by gawd it's been worth the wait.

I really just don't understand what Kudus brings this team. It's certainly not goals, and it's not very much ball progression. That entire right side of the pitch is a black hole today.

I'm gonna be so sad when this ends a 1-0 loss via a Van de Ven own goal