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!jazbot getlikecount

!jazbot findmeafriend

This is hell

That app is annoyingly terrible.

“Twitter, but run by Facebook” seems like the only possible way to make Twitter worse than it is now.

Bluesky needs DMs but I’m fine without it

We just enabled account sign-ups again, so any outstanding invite codes can now be used to create an account. Thanks for your patience!

I like that the three working theories for why Twitter broke are: 1.) Twitter is DDoSing itself because Elon is an idiot. 2.) Twitter is losing servers after the company ignored bills because Elon is an idiot. 3.) Twitter hopes to force people to pay because Elon is an idiot.

We will temporarily be pausing Bluesky sign-ups while our team continues to resolve the existing performance issues. We’ll keep you updated when invite codes will resume functionality. We’re excited to welcome more users to our beta soon!

I’m not so sure about the second part of this post.

ios users: 1.37 should be available now or soon with some performance improvements android users: it's still in review but will come soon

Smh

Every time I click this app

Looks like the other app is down 🤔

What’s twitter, if I may ask? Never heard of that before 🤔

Just had a hot spicy bushmeat pepper soup and I can’t feel my lips right now.

That’s quite thoughtful of you 👏🏽🙂

Hey everyone, I made a mistake in the latest update. The cancel button now triggers a "Are you sure?" UI that you can't reach. I'm working on a fix that should release tomorrow at the latest. In the meantime, if this happens to you: clear all the text and remove all the images, then hit cancel.

Feels like pre-2013 twitter 🙂

Here’s the Nigerian Feed guys. I’ll try to update from time to time to make it much better. @africanceleb.bsky.social @irregularola.bsky.social @engineer.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fbczuq655pqqd5y2fe3kbelw/feed/aaapnvdkyttqo

I agree.

The next Feed I create will contain only posts written in Nigerian Pidgin. 🙂

Hello, world! 🙂

I’ll probably spend the whole day sleeping.

This is currently my favorite feed 👇🏽 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fbczuq655pqqd5y2fe3kbelw/feed/aaapahrt2au6o

This space will become rowdier when the new football season kicks off in August.

Even when I have an idea, most of the time, I prefer not to speak.

i do think everyone on here should actively try to make it a better space than twitter became but also we need to realize it’s all just posting. it’s all just for attention on some level. it’s ok to chill out a bit

I won’t lie to you, I don’t know the criteria by which the codes are allotted. And it’s not two weeks yet since my first one.

everyone check your invite code balance, we just sent one invite to all accounts! 👀 use it wisely and drop into the newskies feed to say hi to new folks soon! 👋

sounds like 5 codes per week for top 10k posters? 👀

Random weird milestone but we're about to hit the point where the # of likes in the past 6 hours exceeds the number of users on the platform. Kinda neat.

"Embrace change; embrace growth."

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I think it would be nice if we had a feature that allows users post privately. The post is locked out of public view, and only people who are mentioned in the post can view it and reply. This can serve as DM for the time being. @why.bsky.team @dholms.xyz @pfrazee.com @jacob.gold

I have to adopt this practice.

Notifications are pretty slow.

Tuesday motivation coming quite early

Interracial relationships are not inherently bad

Let me see how long I can play on here before falling asleep.

🥱🥱🥱🥱

Happy Father’s Day to the dads and people who act like dads.

The vibes on here still trounces that of Elmo’s app no matter how you look at it.

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