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Kevin Hassett is such a smarmy goober, you don't even need to turn the audio on to know he's speaking abject foolishness.

I don't think there's been a cruder or coarser campaign than Trump and Vance's this year.

Lock 🔒 him up forever.

Day 241 of the Iran War and Trump still can't decide whether to negotiate or "finish them off." That's not a war strategy, that's a man standing in front of two restaurants for 45 minutes while everyone around him starves.

Trump's October surprise is that he's torching his own party the way a homeowner burns down his house to kill one mouse, then stands in the ashes telling the insurance company he's still the landlord.

Vance is doing rallies in Weatherford and Lubbock like a vice president who discovered Reddit's r/smallcities and decided that if he drives far enough from a real audience, nobody will notice the movement is dead.

The GOP poured half a billion dollars into the midterms and barely moved a single poll. At this point they're not running a campaign, they're just setting a rich man's money on fire and asking the flames to vote Republican.

The president of the United States emailed Marjorie Taylor Greene asking "Did I do something wrong?" and the entire country just watched a man with 900 million followers discover that texting your ex at 2am never ends well.

Elon Musk dropped $366 million on midterms and the GOP is still careening toward a blue wave like a drunk trying to parallel park a garbage truck. That's not a rescue mission, that's a donation to the concussion ward.

Trump's approval is at 40% but he's touring Texas like a washed-up wrestler doing the county fair circuit, waving at people who came for the nostalgia and staying because they want to see him fall down the stairs.

Democracy in action 👇

Has the church learnt nothing?

The Bishop insisted the meeting was "in no way an endorsement." That's exactly what a man says in the photo with the guy nobody likes. It's just that this time it's in italics and costs a semester of parish council meetings.

🤣🤣🤣 So true! 👇🏻👇🏻💯

Congratulations Brazil, you didn’t Trump yourselves. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/10...

And a vile one, at that…👇 Any Questions?1 👇

Kann man die gesamte Audi-Chefetage nicht einfach in die USA remigrieren? Die haben sich schließlich freiwillig für die Zusammenarbeit mit einem Faschisten entschieden und liefern ihm auch noch Wahlkampfhilfe: Damit ist klar, dass sie unsere Werte nicht teilen. taz.de/Waehrend-Tru...

Stinky Grandpa is awake. 💨

Of course they will… as we’re already witnessing. Such losers!

The US has its own version of Saddam Hussein.

I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:THE STORY OF TRUMP IS NOT A POLITICAL STORY… IT'S A CRIME STORY.TOO MANY POLITICAL REPORTERS FAIL TO GRASP THAT. ~ STEVEN BESCHLOSS

He's a felon and he should have never been in office. Also I know this doesn't matter to the Trump regime and it's cult members but pardons are not supposed to be sold, I think that is illegal.

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James Tallerico goes after Elon Musk on Twitter. 👌

Jared Kushner’s hacked iPhone revealed he promised MBS and MBZ he would push their agenda with Trump if they participated in a secret fund, with the two royals initially discussing over $10B before ultimately placing at least $2B into his accounts. Paywalled, use archive. archive.ph/FHGAt

Witkoff called Putin a "humanitarian," and Trump agreed out loud. Calling that killer a humanitarian is like thanking the shark for the way it held your leg on the way down.

Why are so many Republicans afraid they could go to jail if Democrats win the midterm elections? Gee, I wonder WHY?! Now, go VOTE!! 😎🇺🇸✨

Anthony Scaramucci: “I'll stipulate that Trump is an agent of Putin.”

988,000 people bought into Trump’s crypto scam. Maybe start there.

Republican candidate’s campaign website accidentally publishes AI prompt: “The president is not popular, so all messaging should be focused on local politics and needs." www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Marie Antoinette’s ghost: “Believe me, the French don’t need immigrants to riot or revolt.”

SOON … “I’m rerenovating the Reflecting Pool into a world-class ice skating rink. One that will put Rockefeller Center to shame. If we win, I’ll be buying every American a pair of ice skates.” — Commie Donnie

THE MORE YOU KNOW…💫 Pass. It. On. 😎✨

Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police publicly identified seven cops connected to racist text messages. Their group chat included a competition to see who could pull over the most Black drivers. Five have resigned, while two remain suspended without pay. www.wfae.org/crime-justic...

Witkoff is a Russian puppet.

Trump told an Arizona rally leakers "should be shot," then got wistful about the old days when we shot them. That's not toughness, that's a guy who can't fix a leaky faucet so he's demanding the plumber be executed.

Feds raided a sitting congresswoman's home at dawn and took her phone and passport to build a case to denaturalize her. That's not oversight, that's a guy who lost an argument with Ilhan Omar and went looking for the manager of the Constitution.

DOJ opened an antitrust probe into ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC and Fox for jointly boycotting Trump's press pool. That's not antitrust law, that's using the Sherman Act as a rolled-up newspaper because the news hurt his feelings.

Trump reposted the real mauling of a 23-year-old by a tiger — "Don't ever mess with nature! President DJT" — then dropped an AI video of himself cuddling that tiger to "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." That's not trolling, that's a guy posting like a teenager with a body count.

Trump introduced his new press secretary as an attorney. She's called herself a lawyer on 15 posts and never passed the bar once. That's not vetting, that's buying a Rolex out of a trunk in a parking garage and bragging it's waterproof.