Gary the First

Apparently this week’s theme was “Fuck you Gary”. I’m having tshirts made, who wants one?

Cemeteries are just human landfills.

“What’s the big deal? Lots of people pee in the shower.” “Yeah, but usually when the water is running!”

Owl hanging out across the road from our house.

Could someone please sync the Melanoma trailer to this: youtu.be/E-P2qL3qkzk

TPUSA = “Trailer Park” USA

"Turning Point is also having an alternative Puppy Bowl with no black labs and no chihuahuas"

2026 murders of American citizens: ICE - 2 Mexican gangs - 0

If ICE is soooo racist, how come they’re only murdering white people? /s

Generally speaking, one cannot make a claim of self-defense when they put themselves in harms way to start with. Example; standing in front of a stopped yet running vehicle, then shooting the driver when it moves is not self-defense.

Ok so… the dictator of a South American country gets due process but the people who came here to escape his dictatorship don’t? Have I got that right?

These musicians and artists should not be cancelling their shows at the Kennedy Center. They should show up as they are contractually obligated to do. And give the shittiest performances possible.

Long ago, in a previous life, I had a neighbor who confided that he’d once gotten crabs…on his eyelashes. He seemed rather proud of this, for some reason…

Greenville NC

Anybody know where Ben Shapiro was yesterday?

We have devolved from “homo sapiens” to “homo stultis”. #postdystopian

I suggest we start referring to the current social and political climate as “post-dystopian”. #postdytopian

Happy Flag Day

Person noticing my close-cut hairdo: “So, do the carpets match the drapes?” Me: “Nah, I got hardwood floors.”

Maybe you should stay away from children then?

Sooo… when Black South Africans treat White South Africans the way White South Africans treated Black South Africans, it’s genocide?

Rome? Hey Rome? He’s gonna be there for at least 12 hours. Would ya mind…?

Sooo.. all you 2A folks who say it’s for standing up to tyranny? Now’s your chance…

So when do they start deporting Ruzzians?

Trump probably thinks he can deport trans folk back to Transylvania.

Hear me out: get AI to draw the redistricting maps based solely on population. Watch that shit get shut down reallllll quick.

How it started/How it's going

Are they still eating cats and dogs in Columbus?

Stupid fucking Americans.

Congressional Republicans: at this point you’re going to get primaried no matter what. Might as well do the right thing on your way out…

www.reuters.com/world/us/mus... How in the actual fuck is this legal? Musk needs to be arrested now. @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov

Local micro brew, Beaufort NC. Its kiss is on my lips.

Humans really are the worst people.

Mr Kai snuggling with his bone

GOD®️ BLESS©️ ‘MERICA™️

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4” of fresh powder in the Great Dismal Swamp, northern Pasquotank County NC

Hi, I’m God. I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

Pretty sure no true American voted for this particular brand of bullshit.

The Biden economy Trump is inheriting: —Core inflation fell to its lowest level in 4 years —Average hourly wages rose 19.6% over the past 4 years —16.1 million jobs gained (more than Bush, Obama, or Trump) —Real US GDP grew 3.1% —American exports reached the highest numbers on record

Apropo of nothing… US inflation 2.9% US economic growth 3.1% (outpacing inflation fwiw) US gas price, nationwide average $3.12 US wholesale price of a dozen eggs $3.05 Dec 2024, US unemployment rate was 4.1%. 12,873,000 manufacturing employees, above pre-pandemic levels. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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I will not be attending Trump’s inauguration, either.

Well shit, who’s gonna direct the next four years now that David Lynch is dead?