FWP

She was the best of all us 🖤

Breaking news: Marty McFly and the Pinheads have pulled out of Trump’s Freedom 250 festival

I am calling on the Department of Justice to prosecute Tommy Tutone for his malicious threats to kill a womanly the name of Jenny. I don’t know her last name but I believe her license plate is 75309.

Hey Melania, no one believes you and no one likes you. Go away.

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BREAKING: CBP agents who murdered Alex Pretti have been IDENTIFIED: Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Raymundo Gutierrez, 35. www.propublica.org/article/alex...

Oh no, we’re snowed in and the kiddo is watching A Christmas Prince on Netflix

Agreed. His form is terrible.

The Word Spooktacular Used To Mean Something In This Country — theonion.com/the-word-spo...

Sorry to hear of David Lynch passing away. Twin Peaks was a groundbreaking TV show and one of my all-time favorites. RIP, legend.

Throughly enjoyed Conclave. Ralph Fiennes once again gives a great performance.

ENOUGH WITH THE QR CODES

I just accidentally ate a grape tomato like Denethor from LOTR and I am so ashamed right now