Eli, from the Bad Site

Bloop and … a bloop. Classic Brewers!

I don't think I care about my favorite teams' rivals as much as some sports fans (because I'm so enlightened) but man the Brewers really are just that good, aren't they.

It's cool Trump says like 10 things every day that would be the weirdest thing any other president said publicly. He should definitely be in charge of the world.

Yes, I know the clock says 0:00 but I'm still nervous the Bears are going to find a way to lose this game.

My brain cannot process this level of corruption. She was being paid $50 million to engineer a pardon from Trump *while working at the Justice Department* as a "Special Government Employee." And it worked. He got the pardon, and she got the money. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/u...

Filing under "headlines that would've felt interesting to read in 2015"

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

I've watched like 25 Brewers games this year and still can't name a single player. But only because I refuse to learn, out of principle. I think there's probably a guy named Darren? I assume someone in the bullpen is named Tommy.

I regret to inform everyone that the Brewers may in fact have the juice.

I regret to inform everyone that the Brewers may in fact have the juice.

ME: Yeah, Ohtani is really struggling right now. THE 12 YEAR OLD: … in life?

The only good news about Dodgers-Brewers is that one of the teams will lose.

Did Swift get benched? Again?

True. If the Bears throw in a 5th rounder, maybe a team would take a flier on Bagent.

You can get away with a weak arm if you make smart decisions and, uh, I'm not so sure Tyson Bagent can do that either.

Choosing your opponents leading to unprecedented levels of hastily-printed "You wanted us, you got us" T-shirts.

Honestly one of the grimmest things I've ever read?

Daniel Palencia would never hit someone on purpose because he literally couldn't hit anything on purpose.

The Cubs are ostensibly a Major League Baseball team but this series feels like this for some reason. Grow up.

I like how the Cubs keep challenging dumb stuff so the Padres fans have even more chances to cheer.

It seems like he has a job for life but you're never gonna regret firing Jed Hoyer. It's not like he's gonna go off and make you look bad by doing something great somewhere else. He's Jed Hoyer.

I wish Dave Roberts would come take Kershaw out of this game

My expectations were low for the Cubs and they've somehow managed to even fall short of those.

tfw Monday Night Football plays Take Me Home heading into commercial break

I think Jaylon Johnson is washed, man.

I think he wants to be memed at this point. I love him.

Unanimous MVPete

Cubs fans excited for the playoffs but knowing what this bullpen is inevitably gonna do.

The crowd roaring as soon as PCA took off for second there. Man, what a season, what a moment. Chills!

Do you ever feel like we’re not going to be able to turn this thing around and then just shove the feelings down because what else are you even supposed to do? Just me? Happy Friday!

Unanimous MVPete

Doors at 6:00, opener at 6:15, main act at 6:30, everyone home by 8:00 thank you very much

Sorry. 59.

Bears offense scoring 52 points without Colston Loveland doing a single thing.

52 points from the Bears offense. What a world.

Bears get their first roughing the passer call in their favor since 1987.