Neil Degrassi Highson

Neil Degrassi Highson

@funkpower.bsky.social

CEO of Amazon.com | Creator of Gluugle Krum | Banned from all Outback Steakhouse locations in America (excl. Alaska/Hawaii)

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I went to Tudor's Biscuit World like, four times when I was in West Virginia, and now every morning I wake up and think, "Man, I could really go for some Tudor's Biscuit World right now..."

Watched a video of a dude last night who was talking about how he accidentally shot his dick and left ball off and he casually says, "So I concealed carry for personal protection..." My brother, it didn't work.

Had to look up what "pastèque" meant while I was at Costco today. All I gotta say is La Croix needs to calm the fuck down. Pamplemousse was a fun little bit they had going, but I'm not about to break out an English to French dictionary every time I want to know what flavor I'm drinking.

Every so often you'll get someone insisting that Scorsese only makes mafia movies like Goodfellas over and over again and it's like, that's not true but if it was, that'd be great. Oh no! I have a bunch of super well made crime epics filled with great actors to enjoy.

Just watched The Aviator. One day I'm gonna make my own version of it, but it'll be about Elon Musk. So three hours of him not actually coming up with any ideas and instead of the Senate hearing it'll end with him not bothering to show up for a custody hearing.

My girlfriend has been watching that show Married At First Sight and as far as I can tell, it's all about a bunch of mediocre guys saying "We're on this journey together, taking it day by day, which is why I'll never have sex with my very pretty wife."

At a certain point you start to wonder if people don't just want to make things more difficult for themselves. For anyone who might be disabled out there, please don't listen to this person, there are ways to have aides come and help you with your daily routine free of charge.

I was/am pro-masking, so I don't appreciate the insinuation, but I'd say for the future it'd be a good idea to look into applying for disability if you haven't already. I know several people who've been able to get home aids who cook and clean for them, even in red states.

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The Dems are fine with all this shit happening because it gives them more excuses to run right wing Dems for every seat, but they're banking on their base just continuing to go along with their game, which I don't think will happen for much longer.

It's sadly not going to happen today, but it's pretty insane that the dude is constantly disappearing into hospitals and reappearing looking all fucked up and instead of an explanation, we at best get some press dude getting yelled at about how hard it is to shake hands or whatever.