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What's scaring the MAGAGOP? This: "Katie Miller warns that Democrats are serious about going after Trump staffers who commit crimes" Katie, who worked with Musk and 'doge' is probably one of those staffers. Lawyer up staffers who commit crimes.

BREAKING NEWS: Musk nominates Putin for a Nobel peace prize.

Old testament bullsquat has NOTHING to do with Christianity in the first place. So called christians love to quote the old testament & seldom the new testament. What do they want to put in our public schools and spaces? The 10 commandments What don't they want to put in those places? The Golden Rule

According to Aaron Parnas: Musk is trying to trick everyone by sending them to his own phony site when they go to check their registration. DO NOT go to votesafe.org When you enter your information, Elon Musk will steal it. DO NOT go to that website! Pass it on...

BREAKING: DID TRUMP COMMIT TREASON? AGAIN? He's trying to help Russia and harm Ukraine. He's going against the sanctions bill he signed, & is giving aid and comfort to Putin's regime & war machine. He's doing this by buying diesel from them instead of getting the fuck out of Iran to lower prices.

New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854

Thom Hartmann is again warning about the MAGAGOP attempts to fuck with the election.

Thom Hartmann is again warning about the MAGAGOP attempts to fuck with the election.

I got a $90 credit to my Medicare account. This truly is a golden age 🙄. For the oligarchy!

BREAKING NEWS: ELON SAYS THE ONLY WAY FOR AMERICA TO AVOID GOING BANKRUPT IS THROUGH ROBOTS AND AI. Really. Here's my plan: Reverse the Bush II and trump tax cuts. Eventually returning to the pre Reagan tax rates. Until the top 1% repay the $79 trillion that was shifted to them from the rest of us.

BREAKING NEWS: VIVEK RAMASWAMY SIGNS UP FOR TESTOSTERONE INJECTIONS 😉 "After the child joined Ramaswamy on stage, the gubernatorial candidate is then seen attempting to pick him up." “I’ll pick you up. There you go — whoa!” Ramaswamy said as he appeared to lose his grip on the child. “Big guy!”

BREAKING NEWS: FLORIDA SCHOOLS NEW CURRICULUM IGNORES SCIENCE THE MAGAGOP DOES NOT LIKE. "in the summer of 2024 the state had asked textbook publishers to water down information on climate change's impact."

Stances the MAGAGOP could take to win over voters: Stop the Iran war. Stop the tariff wars against the world. Stop the war on immigrants. Stop Government officials from trading stocks. Access to affordable healthcare. Green energy projects to lower energy costs. Actual MAGAGOP plan: Suppress votes!

Why do trump and his co conspirators keep harping (pun intended) about election fraud? They assume that democrats would do what they themselves have done and are doing to rig our elections. Almost every case of voter fraud has been a MAGAGOP. Like this upstanding member of 'moms for liberty'

BREAKING NEWS: Russia! Russia! Russia! "A digital forensic tool trusted with sensitive US government contracts was secretly Russian-owned, with its software built in Russia and sold to Russian spy agencies, US prosecutors allege." Our DOD ICE & DHS used the software Nothing to see here cybernews.com

Pedo47 freaks out and bans MSNOW, Politico and CNN for being fake news. So they drop coverage. But then, the crybaby in chief freaks out because those same outlets didn't give fawning coverage to the Xi events. He's nucking futs.

BREAKING NEWS: A tech company CEO was arrested for conspiracy to commit wire fraud over hiding the company's Russian ownership. "the company’s customers reportedly included the U.S. Secret Service, Homeland Security Investigations and the Department of War." Nothing to see here, right Agent Krasnov?

Our poseur head of the DOJ gave a speech at Texas A&M where he quoted the bible (old testament of course, because the new testament is for real christians) and said "send me' regarding war. Of course A&M lost the game, as Hegseth inherits the Ted Cruz curse. www.middleeasteye.net/news/hegseth...

Representing the American state with the lowest population, John Barasso misinterprets what the 1st amendment says about a free press saying "“No, I believe the press has an obligation to report fairly.” They don't. Even if they did, reporting the facts about pedo47's failures if true, isn't unfair

DHS head Mullin is almost as incompetent as Noem His moist recent embarrassment is his declaration, responding to Rep Salazar's claim that most detainees have no criminal record: He claims they are ALL criminals for entering illegally. It's NOT a criminal offense though, it's a civil offense.

If you follow me and want to help, I only have one request. Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld

Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...

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Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

Definitely not a cult; Greg Gutfeld edition. "I think Trump made a huge mistake here. He's addressing the past presidents and not future ones. He needs to make clear that he is not only the best at what already happened but will be the best of what will ever be," Gutfeld said. Best in all eternity🙄

BREAKING: Widow of an Alabama airman killed in Iraq is denied benefits. Benefits denied because it's not an 'official war'. That's how trump/hegseth treat the families of the 'suckers and losers' they send into war.

Twofirstnames Mullin says there's 'a special place in hell' for trump. "We focused on all across the state of New York. These arrests included gang members, rapists, murderers, AND CHILD PREDATORS WHICH I BELIEVE THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR THOSE INDIVIDUALS. I agree!

BREAKING; TED CRUZ PRAISES TRUMP'S BALLS. I assume he knows how they taste too! www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...

BREAKING: TRUMP BOOT LICKER AND REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR FLORIDA GOVERNOR DONALDS SAYS IF DEMOCRATS WIN THE MIDTERMS WE WILL HAVE ECONOMIC CHAOS. That's a joke right? We have economic chaos right now. His 'speech' an amalgam of MAGAGOP talking points. Defund police, trans, Joe Biden, radical agenda🙄

We know Desantis is against woke. But this new bill wants to keep H.S. teenagers awake for unlimited hours for unlimited days at their jobs. Without breaks. During the school year. Worker bees for Florida businesses.

BREAKING: Florida school system kisses trump's ass. "Florida schools will begin using “Lake America” in place of Lake Ontario “immediately,” Education Commissioner Henry Mack said Thursday after President Donald Trump ordered the name change." The dumbing down of America continues unabated.

BREAKING: mRNA vaccines NOT linked to higher risk of myocarditis in teens, young adults. Suck it RFKJ and those other pseudo scientists who falsely claimed that it was. Suck it Florida 'surgeon general' Ladapo for making those same false claims. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

Norm Eisen of Democracy Defenders Fund: “Please don't overreact to Roberts Court decision on the contemplated USPS ballot moves They simply held that the injunction came too early in the process, before there was a final rule. Now we HAVE a final rule & we will litigate it.”

Like yesterday and tomorrow, until released)… Today is EPSTEIN FILES DAY!

When the order came to abandon ship, Doris Miller didn't. He stayed and pulled men out of burning water. He was 24 when he was killed. www.JackHopkinsNow.com

Remember when Elon said trump was in the Epstein files? Remember when Elon said that without him, trump would have lost in 2024 and democrats would control the Senate. They sometimes accidentally tell the truth, until it costs them votes (politicians) or money (Elon's massive government contracts).

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP ADMIN TAKES CREDIT FOR LOWERING DRUG PRICES, BUT IT WAS BIDEN'S IRA.

republicans are a death cult, and they're even okay with us dying slowly and painfully as they take away food and healthcare to give tax breaks to the oligarchy. We have not forgotten about the Epstein files, and we all need to vote the bastards out.

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP SAYS AMERICA SHOULD NOT HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS! I may have misread that statement🙄 'paying "a tiny little bit more for your gasoline" is worth the cost of ensuring "a very evil country" could not have a nuclear ‌weapon, one of his stated rationales for the war.'

You didn't HAVE to have been Caucasian to get invited to the 'Patriot Games', but it surely increased your chances. No trans, and only a few people of color. It's like a MAGA dream team 🙄

Come to Florida, now with dengue fever! We have flesh eating bacteria in the water, leprosy from the armadillos, measles resurging, and a governor and surgeon general that do not believe in science. www.fox13news.com/news/hillsbo...

BREAKING NEWS: RECENTLY RESIGNED WHPS LEAVITT WAS ON DECOY PLANE. Recent reports reveal Leavitt was on the plane that intelligence sources said was a target of an Iranian missile strike. pedo47 hid in a catering truck & snuck onto another non official plane. Apparently Leavitt did not appreciate it

41 year-old Edwin Jovanny Lopez-Cornejo, father of a 12 year-old daughter, DIED due to an undisclosed medical emergency while be held in the disgustingly unsanitary Delaney Detention Center in New Jersey. CLOSE DELANEY NOW! Who's with me? 🙋🏻‍♂️ Source: https://tinyurl.com/5u6bxcj9