Chris Hart

But wait, there's more! I also have a kickass band called Stay Fashionable open.spotify.com/artist/6r7oX...

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I both want a feed full of self promoting artists, and I mainly want to see shitpoasts from those artists. The bantz and shitpoasts are the main things that will make me care about the art

Once I started marinating my meat in bulk, I never went back. My personal mix is kinda complicated, but even if all you're doing is Tony Chachere's and soysauce, it makes a massive difference at dinner time to just be able to shove it in the oven. #foodskies

I played three sets in three days. Stay Fashionable thurs, then opening a set sat with Delta Ondine and closing the same set with Stay Fashionable again at Canvas. I have no idea if any of these bands or venues are on bluesky, but I'll be damned if Zuck gets this content.

It's wild trying to establish a presence on a brand new social media. On meta platforms people generally know me from shows promoted on meta. But until a lot of people I actually know start using bluesky for their information about shows, there's only so useful it can be.

Finally got to put my double kick through it's paces. Played a show at the hitone in Memphis with my band Stay Fashionable, Burning Brigids, and Bobcat One Man Band. I can't believe I waited so long to upgrade.

I finally sprung for the giant bag of royal basmati rice instead of the cheap stuff I normally get, and now I feel really dumb because the good stuff is worth every penny.

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I hate meta apps so much, but I need some kind of algo to keep me engaged. WIth bluesky I'm always so flooded with stuff I can never get the fee priorities right. I'm on threads and FB and frankly I want to bluesky like methadone to get off the zuck

I recorded drums in American Studio and was ring announcer for Memphis Street Fight deathmatch yesterday. Y'know, because you gotta brag on every platform

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My music got used in a Newgrounds animation. I'm still in the game, baby! www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

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I picked up a tipped feral from a punk house and I think he has more street cred than me

How the fuck do I convince everyone I know to swap to bluesky because this meta shit is starting to be more than I can stand.

Taking a gulp of non algorithmed air because what the actual fuck.

I marinated some chicken drum sticks in homebrewed honey hibiscus hooch and then battered them in a seasoned dredging flour, then eggwash, then bread crumbs. I think I know why I'm fat.

Where are the light hearted shitposters? I wanna abandon meta social media so bad, but I'm clueless on how to get good shitpoasts on my feed.

The good thing about bluesky is there's no algorithm, everything is organic. The bad thing about bluesky is meta has an algorithm, and it's way more addictive and keeps you off bluesky.

I can't share this on a meta platform because the algo will squash an outside link. But I can share it on bluesky and someone will see this and maybe it will change their mind about how they think about mental health. www.youtube.com/watch?v=59nv...

The wildest thing about being a newgrounds account is I do in fact have a body of work going back 20 years and man have I done some crazy shit artistically.

Them shark coochie boards got me dippin croutons in cream cheese and wrapping it in pepperoni and acting like it's fancy, like I'm not one step away from a can of spray cheese and some saltines.

@paulartifice.bsky.social just put out a new video and it's the shit www.threads.com/@paulartific...

man I just set up a rack of ribs with a 4loko punch marinade under my home spice dry rub and a layer of sugar and sweet baby ray's over some mirepoix veggies to steam and went to the gym to swim and lift weights. I get home and all that meat is perfect and ready. If you ain't doing this, start.

I bit the bullet. Bought 12 pounds of honey. Redstar Premier Cuvee yeast arrives next week. I'm going to make some Viking's Blood mead. I haven't brewed in years but my spirulina culture died and it's time for the carboys to go back to what they do best.

I don't just complain about politics. I also have a band where I never practice. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juvv...

I pretend I'm complex then I'll just eat a porkchop and some mac and cheese and sit around being happy like I've achieved some great thing cooking it.

New personal rule: if it's good enough to post on meta slop apps, it's good enough for bluesky. I fixed the sun visor in my car by shaving down a barbecue skewer and sliding it between the rod and sleeve for friction.

Meta suppression on their platforms has me engaging with Bluesky more than I ever had.

I'm gonna figure out how to promote my music in Memphis on here somehow. I don't know how. But I know once a core of memphians get on threads, it will start.

I may not seem like a big deal, but I'm regularly mentioned in the Newgrounds Tank Tribune for my witty shitposts on the NG forums.

The bad thing about $20 walmart double kick axles is they break. The good thing about $20 walmart double kick axles is they cost $20. I've snapped two of them so far but I've gotten my money's work.

I need to use bluesky more than I use sites with addictive algorithms. But bluesky doesn't use addictive algorithms so I'm more likely to use other sites. So then I spend all my time on Newgrounds.

I know I need to shitpoast here more often, but the only important thing to happen with me recently was I got Hand Foot and Mouth disease. Sure would be nice to have a functioning CDC to stop these sorts of things, but plague rats have taken over my government, so.....

I don't play about these birds mane. First deep fried turkey and it's looking like I nailed it.

Yes. I'm in memphis. Yeah what's going here is fucked up. No I don't feel safe.

I've been on newgrounds supporter forums shitpoasting as painfully bad sonic "OC" MS paint artist as a bit, and I've got to say, it's been the most wholesome shit. I must have gotten in three replies before I started drawing my OC Sanic with a dong surrounded by little pink girl hedgehogs.

What was he wearing, lol?

Watching my meta feeds tighten up like a gaped butthole, lol. Adjustments baby

*thwip* Lololololololol [This is post about Utah politics]

#newgrounds bsky.app/profile/aala... @handle.invalid ALASTEIR U NO HOO U R U TRY 2 DSTROY ME? SAWNAG IS MAH OC N U NO STEEL WOR V HARD IN MS PAIN2 RECOLOR

I've been cutting my own hair so long I'll totally just randomly touch up my edges. In the mirror pushing my own hairline back with a razor, can't blame a barber for anything. The wild thing is I'm kinda good at it. Been cutting the kid's hair since the pandemic and he looks like everyone else.

People talk about "waking up and choosing violence" then just post something mean online. I woke up and chose violence by disassembling a trampoline so it can be strung with barbed wire and used in death match wrestling.

Getting a little too much traction on threads... might have to start screaming into an emptier void. Around 200 responses and the crazies start coming out.

How did people get bands together before being chronically online was as thing? Organizing without an online presence is nearly impossible.

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