Elle Funk

Elle Funk

@funk-it.bsky.social

Gen x empath with a heart full of liberal fire & an overactive brain🔹Mom of 2 badass daughters & Petunia the pug🔹Blue dot in IA🔹Searching for a world that makes sense🔹DM? More like Don’t Message-it gives me anxiety so let’s not🔹Selling something? Not here

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I HATE seeing Trump’s face & hearing his voice but I LOVE watching my 81 year old mother watching snippets of the news. Mom (on edge of chair pointing to tv) : “Oh that fucking liar - bastard.” LOVE her!!!

Hey Pam, here’s my search history: • Why is Pam Bondi so angry, defensive & mean? • What is a burn book? • Is Pam Bondi in the Epstein files? • Why isn’t the DOJ investigating the Epstein files? • What’s the next step when DOJ is violating law?

Hey MAGA, Bad Bunny dropped the most-watched Super Bowl halftime show ever - 135M+ viewers. Your TPUSA flop got like 4% of that. So real question: How long until you start demanding a recount? Steal some Nielsen data? Claim rigged ratings? #BadBunny #BenitoBowl #SuperBowl

Trump: ‘I’m not watching the halftime show’ Moments later… Trump, mentioned 38,000+ times in the Epstein files: ‘Bad Bunny’s dancing was disgusting and inappropriate for children.’

Epstein Files Transparency Act: • Full release by 12/19/2025 • Today is 1/30/2026 • Only ~1% public so far Release them NOW #EpsteinFiles

POP QUIZ: What’s he doing in this photo? A) Showing his IQ B) Providing a scale model of his emotional maturity C) Offering a visual estimate of his problem-solving skills D) Screaming “I’m guilty” in sign language E) All of the above Correct answer: ✅ Obviously E

MAGA consistency check: 👎 Boycott Bed Bath & Beyond for dropping Trump towels. 👍Cheer Bed Bath & Beyond for leaving California. Pick a lane, snowflakes ❄️ you can’t boycott and bandwagon the same store.

Trump has been failing for 4,992 hours. He vowed to end Russia’s war in Ukraine in just 24. Hours have passed. Lives have been lost. Promises made. Promises broken.

While the war criminals are starving to death & bombing innocent Palestinians, Epstein’s pervert, raping, sex trafficking posse are eating their cake. Starve them. Cage them. Feed THEM to the alligators. Fuck those who support genocide and fuck those who support rapists!