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Made the dumplings for chicken and dumplings with mayonnaise, which is probably some sort of crime, but they tasted great

the Effeminate will NOT inherit the kingdom of God 👁️🫦👁️💅

And this is exactly why Danielle Smith is about to gerrymander the shit out of the provincial ridings, ensuring voters in urban areas are put into ridings with rural voters. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I guess my question for people who believe a woman can’t win a US presidential election is ‘Do you believe Joe Biden would have defeated Nikki Haley in 2024?’

I will always support a democratic system of government b/c I believe it’s the only form of government that has the potential to protect minority rights. The most frustrating thing about it by far tho is that voters love, LOVE, cutting their nose to spite their face

Yup. If this result was obvious to me - a random, reluctant Albertan - who exactly was advising Eby?

Omgggg Danielle shut uuuup. Do conservatives go outside like… ever?

Next time I’ll read the gripping fiction novel featuring hedonistic cannibalism after dinner, not before

Hey, Alberta separatists, can you guys busy yourself with fighting Danielle Smith, instead of each other? Thanks

Damn, I didn’t know BioWare was based in Edmonton. I’ve played homegrown, Albertan developed video games? What a gag, rip (obligatory EA suuucks)

but why seriously though, every ryan murphy show is the most insane thing you've ever heard of, it somehow holds together for somewhere between three and six episodes, and then it goes completely and irreversibly off the rails we have already passed the threshold

Looking at my local Alberta referendum results, then immediately shaking my fist out my window

Have Dietrich and Fabio kithed yet. As a treat

Fascinating to listen to Rick Bell on Power and Politics. I’m stunned to learn he can speak in complete sentences

Shoutout to Edmonton Strathcona voters, the only ones in Alberta to give the separatists less than 10%

There isn’t really a polite way to say this, but voting yes on any of Danielle Smith’s 9 questions puts you somewhere on a spectrum from ‘I don’t know how the Canadian Government is structured/functions’ to ‘I blame people not like me for societal problems.’ There should be some shame for that

We’ll have to wait for the results to finish being counted, but it’s looking like several hundred thousand people voted on the separation question but ignored the other 9? Interesting

Yeah, sorry Alberta but you should be ashamed about those immigration question results.

Ian Brodie: Thomas Lukaszuk started this campaign by calling Danielle Smith a terrible name. Listen, sir. Not sure what name he called our Dani, but whatever it was it wasn’t mean enough.

Under 25% for the Alberta separatists would be a terrible result for them. It would amount to about half the UCP’s voter base - which was suggested through prior polling. Half/40% of the UCP base being separatists is why this issue likely doesn’t die tonight, regardless of the full result

Can someone explain how federalists are supposed to address the complaint about election results from Quebec and Ontario deciding federal elections? They have more people. They're in an earlier time zone. Did you want your votes to be counted first? Count for more? What is it?

Most of the coverage tonight has been a relitigation of Alberta’s grievances. Talking to separatists whining about Trudeau, panelists whining about Trudeau…and nobody ever really trying to introduce facts to their feelings. Pathetic.

Not Ralph Klein’s daughter being huge pro-Canada supporter who says the UCP wanted a separatist mandate ahahaha

Before anyone yells at Elections Alberta, they asked the legislature for extra funding for this process at the beginning of the year - repeatedly - and were denied it.

Statistically speaking, that is probably true, yes.

5- Jason Kenney is not a voice of moderation. He has a long history of racism dressed up in respectable drag. Going to every ethnic buffet and saying "Do you guys hate the gays? Us too! You should vote for us!" is not him being not racist. The story fails at every single point.

The Magician’s Nephew movie is looking better than I thought it would, pretty cool actually. Not sure why Jadis - my Queen - is in an ugly mirrored mini dress tho. But I might just be unfairly comparing her to Tilda Swinton’s White Witch, b/c Tilda ate, chewed, and devoured the 2005 movie.

What the pro-Canada Conservatives don't seem to understand is that this sort of care and feeding of false grievances is what sustains the separatist movement. They created it. They can choose to kill it. But they have to do the work. And throughout this campaign, not a single one has chosen to.