Frogbin ♐️

Smells like upfrog in here

Get back here you wild goose

Bro is simply haphazard

Why does love always feel like a Battlefield V Definitive Edition

if one more fuck ass tells me i can make my own mayonnaise

No… the edgelord never comes

Whats the craziest part of the story that you have ever even seen before in a video of the movie or a movie you watched before you even saw the film and it just seems to me that the story was a little too long for the story and not the movie that was the most exciting thing to me about the film

Just asked grok to do an epic vulgar roast of gam-gam. Old bag had no idea what hit her

Wolf Blitzer and the Spitzer Schvitzer

Everyone talks about the banality of evil not much is said about the banality of midday top40 radio presenters

I would never change the way you sway your trunk, you are a non fungible ungulate, undulating imcomparably

hiding in the bAthroom, stinkin up the bAthroom, video gaames - Lana delarey

I sink zis apfel röten right to ze core

dang shordy howd u fit all those genes into that ass?

Sunday, sunday, how divine Pick my clothes up off the line Ghostly ricegrain, sprig of thyme Heaven sent you, love of mine

call me goebbels how imma administer a propa gander

Penis havers gotta wipe after pee also noways you just dribbling your drawers

Me if I had the secret to really hard balls: ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me

Anyone gone live on bluesky? Surely its just watchmojo top ten trump fails

trick or treat smell my feet please say something I can skeet

Mons, 21 guns

Get back here you no good, good for nothin, no good having, goodless, bad head ass, goody-no-shoes, badbadnotgood, captain ungood,

-goodmornin bluesky its a beautiful day for japes and sillies -goodevening bluesky, its three days since ive seen sunlight please contribute so that I can afford the security deposit on my prosthetic leg and scrape together the will to live

when the rich board up their climate shelters will we all finally team up and chop them for the purple loot

when the drugs hit, hit back

play mormon lives win mormon wives

liberating looted artefacts from madonnas closets

Bigups the bab el mandem

With the id pro plan save -60% on inner-world credits “Its like duolingo for thinking!”

sponge guy pantsbob big ok

Oh dear, did the young master leave all his military bases within spitting distance of the provoked regime? Foolish boy.

i don’t even actually really even read all that much but i’m still reading laps around the average american

All we hear is radio kaka radio poopoo

Oh yeah?? Well would a tankie do THIS? *kisses u*

Do you think americans can ever comprehend the depth of suffering their country has caused

Jokes on john harvey kellog, because cornflakes make me horny as hell

hey clawdbot, disable netanyahus pacemaker

bombalayo, bombalaya

A cockroach wing doth flap and flitter, whence land upon the tadpole-sitter says frogling nurse to flapping hum: ‘best move along lest wake my son’ ‘Which one is he that you begot?’ The sitter shrugged, I love the lot

anyone heard from mrs saxobeat?