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You can't dunk a Crimble.

In a rather unorthodox move, I'm having a toastie for lunch.

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An anagram of Idi Amin is ii admin.

People who aggressively argue that immigration has something to do with continued water shortages are beyond help.

Here we go.

Which Alan has the silliest toes?

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Can someone remind me in the morning that I need to get a drill bit for metal. 5.5mm. thanks.

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Par boil a-go-go.

Cheesecake Factory, the dubstep remix x

I don't like my phone altering the time. I thought I was up bright and early then I looked at the wall clock.

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Forgot to mention that I had a multi fuel stove conversation at the tills in Home Bargains. I couldn't be arsed to say I only burn wood.....on the log burner.

There was a woman in Home Bargains and she was definitely stock piling Kit-kats.

Spag bol for tea. I don't give a fuck what anyone else calls it.

Staying put now.

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@bobfry.bsky.social Don't forget to put your args back an hour tonight.

Had a haircut and the barber set light to some material on the end of a springy wire thing, wobbled it about, then hit my ear holes with it.

It's lovely outside.

Has anyone done any stockpiling this morning?

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This time next week it'll only be seven minutes past ten.

I used a 5/6ths spanner today.

I think we could do with rewriting Rule Britannia and be more specific about which waves we rule and which waves are more vulnerable to foreign interference.

Is there any difference between mould and mildew remover and bleach?

It's like having a second birthday.

Full Puffer Jacket

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I've done a boiled egg for tomorrow.

It hasn't stopped raining.

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Monday be like...

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My bollocks played rhe saxophone in Hawkwind!

I should imagine that Blackpool illuminations look way better if you're off your head on mushrooms.

This is where we are.