It’s Fritzney Bitch -> MIR

He's either going to break down the GREATEST heist plan ever devised, or correct you on some minor statement you made 2 minutes ago... There's no in-between An absolutely AMAZING piece, I'm so happy with it! 🎨: @manex57.bsky.social

Focaccia dough thirst trap 🥵

Reminder that if you don’t vote if you’re eligible and don’t have a VERY GOOD REASON then you’re a bad boy and will not get any cuddles or dick 😤 And you lose all right to complain about the shitstorm that’s going on seemingly everywhere because you had a chance to try to change it and you didn’t 🤷

Being sounded by the NHS never gets any more enjoyable ngl… 🙄

I have too much Lego and not enough places to display it properly 😅😅😅

If you don’t like trans people, I don’t like you.

Yo, go give this boy money for art. Thinking of doing that ref sheet? Well now’s your chance!

Comfy dog

Haix being more than like £12 is a hate crime actually 😤

Huffing @rubberpupluca.bsky.social’s TNs whilst encased in rubber is my happy horny place 🫠😵‍💫

I lose so many hours to just watching the sheep out the back garden 🥺

AHHHH look how cute this dog is!!! Honestly this was such a fun time 🥺 miss ya boyo!

orctober is almost here. 👀

“we vibe coded this war.” - @pup-drake.bsky.social 😭😭

I wish you all could see the shiteating grin on his face as he typed this out

You down there, buy me a fursuit 🖕🤑😏 (Fully joking, but also like… buymeacoffee.com/fritzdotdog If you wanted… idk, just a thought, I’d look super cute 👀)

i've fully gone back to early twitter level shitposting and random thoughts, and i apologise to anyone who followed me expecting an ounce of seriousness xoxo Gossip Dog

okay hear me out... Given that 'salsa' just means sauce in Spanish, cheesy chips and gravy is technically a perfectly valid interpretation of an order of 'chips and salsa'

Serving on the runway w/ the better half @dogcannon.bsky.social 📸: @coreyjames.bsky.social

Can vouch for a lot of these, VERY good files and for very good boys 😏😵‍💫

Folsom night 4 fit check 💅

Say hello to me at Folsom!! Can be found in various outfits usually being silly 🤪

2 day week before Folsom and I already want to die I’m not sure anything is going to get done

Bumping this, get stuff before Folsom and help me pay bills!

oh... oh no... That'll teach me to google 'Shiny PVC tracksuit' I guess

Any recommendations for tattoo artists in the UK? preferably in the north west of England but happy to travel if it’s worth it. Mostly black line work, one kinky, and then one a bit cartoony 🥹 (pic for attention)

I’ve done three sets at the gym and I’m feeling BAD 🤪 need more motivation clearly

Me flogging my kink gear online again? Groundbreaking... Lots of Adidas Chile 62 Tracksuit listings on SecondSkin. Get it before Folsom! secondskin.co/en/fritzdotdog (pic for attn)

Look at this thing my friend did it’s cool as feck 🥹

Lil gift for @korensolust.bsky.social Farming simulator addiction is no joke. Many new farmers are ‘made’ every year Symptoms of addiction include: calloused hands, suspiciously good crop rotation, unhealthy appreciation for overalls and chronic barefooting

Sadly selling these SHINY overalls as they don’t fit anymore. secondskin.co/en/listings/...

Been really thinking about tats again 👀😵‍💫 I need MOREEEE

I’ve made a clean, more print-friendly version of this which is now live in my RB store. Available in bleeped and unbleeped versions. Shirts and stickers mostly. Enjoy! #art #capybara #NOAI www.redbubble.com/people/docha...

Tracksuit bondage 🥵👟 ⛓️📷: @jaztied.bsky.social / @kinkytwinkboy.bsky.social