Fred Smith

Objectively a really funny thing to say about the age 53 years old when you are currently the age 58 years old

This has been expected for a day now, but it's still a shocking headline to read. A good NBA player as recently as the '24-'25 season! A big part of the reason the Pistons got better very fast!

Please watch this trailer for a tire store’s attempt to pivot to the metaverse

Every time I see 911 owner discourse I wonder what the great performance car with good owners is. It certainly isn’t Ferrari and Corvette owners. I guess I’ve mostly only met cool Lotus Guys?

you gotta take it down like 5 notches

Every time I read one of these headlines, I am mostly just reminded that these products did not already exist. What do you mean GM wasn't already planning hybrid three-rows?

RIP

Valkyries Good

At this point it feels kind of mean

I think any play where you hit your face really hard and then walk it off is innately cool. I also think you should probably get checked for a concussion at the half-inning break.

the show that stars Tracy Morgan has added Jane Krakowski, Jason Mantzoukas, and Edi Patterson to its cast embrace chaos

It needs to be said: George Siciliano is both a funnier and more memorable name than Squirrel McNutt

It is kind of incredible how quickly musk’s policy of open revenge on employees of a company he bought caught on with these guys. You do it like this to tell staff you want them all gone within the year.

Second palette swap, presumably this one does water attacks and is weak to fire, which is unlikely to be a concern in the conditions encountered this winter....

We finally did it, folks: A Ferrari 499P race car, not a Modificata, in a different color palette

This is the one thing we should let umpires do. Much like fouling in basketball, and completely unlike balls-and-strikes, it is an annoying system that is far better than the alternative.

Fernando I have terrible news about what 1/3rd of 22 is.

This is also a thing that European auto racing championships say to justify their absolutely ludicrous total fan estimates. Daniel Ricciardo currently stars in an ad that claims F1 has somewhere in the area of 800 million fans; that is not a number you can arrive at while saying fans watch races.

I love having an email address visible to the public. How else would I learn about the coveted lifetime achievement award being given out at New York BagelFest this year?

There is no more grand American tradition than a bundle of counties that dream of breaking off to make what would be by far the worst state in the union. Shout out to the State of Jefferson, maybe next year guys.

Acuff missed his last five after being great most of the game. 22-7 but another night under 40% shooting after being well above the line all night.

Ty Jerome is going to the All Star game on a 27-32 Grizzlies team, isn’t he

Both Achiuwa and Mogbo have looked Very Interesting at 4 tonight, which is useful because the Kings have three better centers but could easily pair any of them with a true 4

Precious Achiuwa plays exactly like if Giannis Antetokounmpo was the 11th best player on a roster

Holy shit, Brazilian President Lula had 52 and 10 against the Jazz tonight?

Zach LaVine is playing one of the nastiest quarters of shamelessly low effort basketball I’ve ever seen and additionally has 12 in the period on exclusively bad idea attempts