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Hello new follower! I used to make cool Star Trek merch, but sometimes I pitched ideas that got confused looks. Here are a few that never made it past the prototype stage: Tholian Web Heat-Change Mug TOS Cookie Jar TOS Horta Candy Disk Klingon Kitchen Knife Block

Pete Hegseth gives $40M to develop a ketamine wafer for the troops to deploy in the field. I’m sure I’ve seen this story already.

My friend Andy from QMx commissioned these when Anton died. It seems fitting to wear it today. Rest in peace, Walter. #WalterKoenig #StarTrek

Dear Apple, Please tell your engineers to make the Apple Buds cases less slick. Failing that, can you at least make it so your buds don’t explode in every direction when you drop them?

Barely a single Scaramucci.

Saw an ELVIS license plate & said, “Elvis is everywhere.” She replied, “Elvis is everything.” I looked over and smiled, “Do you have a beau?” She looked at me and smiled and said, “I do not know.” If you followed along that train of thought, we should probably hang out. #mojonixon #deadmilkmen

Woke up early to catch a Space-X Dragon-9 rocket plume right at stage-1 separation.

I don't want to spoil Ted Lasso Season 4 Episode 10, but I love love LOVE how they didn't even bother to resolve what everybody expected to be the A-story BECAUSE IT WASN'T THE A-STORY. IT NEVER WAS!

rabbit rabbit rabbit #StarTrek

Oh I’m definitely going to use this for something. Just not sure what.

Me: so I’ve started my third rewatch of Lower Decks… They: so…? Me: this year. They:

Is it the accent? It's the accent, isn't it?

“INTERPHASE: Transwarp Drive’s Mirror-Universe Secrets and Why the Technology Was Abandoned” It wasn’t Montgomery Scott’s sabotage of Excelsior that doomed transwarp drive, but that Interphase encroachment and Mirror Universe crossovers led Starfleet Intelligence to ban its development.

The Xerox 820-II microcomputer. Z-80 with 128 megabytes of RAM, and dual 8-inch floppies. It ran CP/M and was an absolute beast of its day.

My least favorite part of visiting my old home town was when I went from seeing a Cyber Truck a month to seeing 6 in a single hour.

It's a show I'd watch...!

3D Printing Community: We can make fully articulated action figures, starship models, even replacement parts for machines that stopped being manufactured decades ago. We help break the hold rampant-consumerism has on society. Me: I made a trash can for my spent coffee grounds. #PeakEngineering

Hard to believe 27 years have gone by. We will never forget the heroes of Moonbase Alpha.

There was apparently a large green meteor over Northern Virginia overnight, but my doorbell camera only caught the sky lighting up.

And a happy Labor Daybor to all who celebrate.

I know there's a lot of my fellow Trekkies unhappy with Chronitons Through The Hourglass, but I would gladly give my left nacelle for a daily one hour soap opera set in the 23rd century. No VFX, just costumes, sets, and people being extra. GIMME! C'MON, GIMME!

In a bizarre transporter / multiverse-crossover accident, the Enterprise is converted to LEGO, transporter chief Kyle into some generic white guy. #StrangeNewWorlds_Season6

"The Most Toys"

Without changing a single word... What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title? Borrowing this from Bill George on Facebook! My submission: The Measure Of A Man 😉

Everybody is mad at Google and Apple for changing their maps, but I'm out here wondering what kind of pressure they're under to capitulation. I want to believe they're not leaping to lick boots otherwise they'd be changing the name for every nation, and not just the US.

Post your getaway vehicle.

Come on, guys. Completely unnecessary. What's wrong with you? #StarTrek

Things happen in threes. Just sayin'.

Goddammit.

This is where I post from.

Conspiracy fruitcakes think there'll be a "Gravity glitch" today at 9:23am Eastern time. Somebody better get eyes on Chancellor Gorkon and General Chang 'cause shit's about to go down. #startrek #projectanchor

Today I learned I do not like horror in my Star Trek. If you like it, that's fine. Infinite diversity and that. It's just not for me.

I don’t understand how anybody couldn’t like Supergirl. They must hate fun.

Oh no, the Shuttlecraft Curie looks like a Cybertruck and now I can’t unsee it. #strangenewworlds

Stepped outside for 15 minutes to get dinner and I'm coughing and my eyes are red like they used to get in my best friend's basement. Somebody put on Dark Side of the Moon and get me some Combos.

So close.

Best STAR TREK Captain. Wrong answers only.

I have a pimple right where my readers sit on my nose so I've made all my fonts huge so I can work.

Okay that's enough.

You’ve Wumba’d your last Chumba.

No notes.

Today I’m reminded once again to follow up on your dreams because somebody else will steal them from you.

Stargate SG-1

She: What are you doing with that road cone? Me: *puts cone on my head* I drank the drug-blood and now I am a wizard...!

What’s the psychology of people who put their hands all over the sneezeguard glass when identifying which ingredient to add to your Chipotle bowl? It’s gross enough in here, I don’t want to see your whole handprint between me and my pinto beans.

Just woke up from a dream where me, @wilwheaton.net, and Adam Scott were hanging out and joking how we weren’t allowed to be in the same room with each other for continuity purposes. Weird.

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

Friday night ragebait: Using GIFs only, which beloved scifi franchise have you started multiple times but just can't get into? I'll start.

Men, what's stopping you from dressing this way?

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