Austin, Bedtime!

Boy who leaks so bad his mom asks if he needs to put on a fresh collar.

ME: So I'd really like a group picture. I know 12 or 13 characters is a lot, but I really like your other work and I think your style would be perfect for this! HIERONYMUS BACH (WHOSE SOUL I TRAPPED IN MY CRYSTAL MATRIX AND HANDED A WACOM TABLET): may I please have another of these "Coking Colas"

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little fox on sick-watch in the hallway at school, looking sorry for himself with a bucket

Heartbreaking: Network Rail's new AI generated safety dog mascot isn't interesting enough to corrupt.

Okay fine I will get out of bed to poke at things but only if the power is going to stay on.

being rich as fuck and having no friction in your life and it makes you go insane is so interesting to me i've tried being lubed up as fuck and having no friction in my nappy and it also made me quite insane so i think i understand the parallel

we got a live one boys!

Good morning. Daylight savings fox is gone now. Seasonal depression fox is upon us.

wearing socks to bed is bad luck

hello i don't know anything about php but i am available for contracting if your shit is fucked up and you need to patch a site from 2009.

Oh you hate to encounter the consequences of your own actions huh.

what the fuck was big smoke even doing in CJ's mom's house anyway?

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Rubbing my eyes until the default checkerboard material appears.

running my hand over the steam vent on the rice cooker just to feel something

even if AI revolutionises specifically my industry and dicks me hard style i don't think it's a $30tn/year industry tbh

[ ℹ️ Lockhart Profiling Mode ]

I think my favorite genre of art is "big kid finding themselves back on the changing table for the first time in 3/4/5/6 years".

Guess who leaked on his bed at 6am ;-;

do you know any good horse fursuiters? there are no good horse fursuiters, my friend

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Every dog in the world is waiting for their chance to appear in a buddy comedy with you and every cat in the world is counting down the days to their next WW2 renactment (they are in the 4th SS panzerdivision)

all the trans people i've ever watched transition have been GLaDOS the whole time.

In other news I like how chill the dog is but I worry what he'll be like when he rediscovers "looking out of the upstairs window and barking at people across the street"

You’ve taken Robin on vacation. 🏝️ 🐾 💦 “The water is much nicer than that old moat!”

I will give FA some money, despite everything and despite the fact that they need to spend less on candles. 300k a year is an unfathomable amount of money to me.