Tobais

Yes, hello. I would like one ticket to the Final Fantasy IX remake, please.

I've finally settled on calling my preferred breakfast: a toasted english muffin with butter and jam, and a sunny side egg on top as "Eggs Maledict."

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

Really enjoyed the latest episode of Star Trek Academy. However, its biggest weakness is that I only know Jay'den and Caleb's names. Its BI-mom, Bye-mom, Nigerian Jem'hadar-Klingon Auntie, The Doctor (Not that one), sexy fins, holographic cinnamon roll, and Future Young Republican Bi-guy.

When this is over, the entire fortunes of Trump and every member of his cabinet need to be appropriated and distributed to their victims as reparations.

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

anomuse, n. the feeling one gets when one is amused by something, but unablee to share that amusement, particularly when it is because to explain the amusement would be so convoluted, obscure, or ideosyncratic that the explanation would last far beyond the current amused feeling,

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

born to write think pieces about video games... forced to delete them because i'm shy

Another day in which justice fails to assert itself and feel Kristi Noem to a pack of hungry fighting dogs.

In my commute today, I saw both an Audi Turbo with a vanity license plate "T8TRTOT" and a Toyota Camry with deer antlers still on and the back covered in Sanrio stickers and I believe I encountered the same person in two different tax brackets.

This Christmas I've cooked, cleaned and run around after our entire extended family. My other half has done fuck all, except sit and complete a very tricky 1000 piece jigsaw. Unfortunately when they get to the end, they'll find it's now a 999 piece jigsaw. I ate a piece in spite

Another day, another injustice against the universe that Stephen Miller has not been blood eagled.

Just vibe with the fact that despite everything going on, we have created miniature suns to bounce off atom-smooth surfaces to write on elemental silicon to create a world wide interconnected library that is used for cats and porn.

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

Wild to me that 5 miles down the road is under water yet here I am, dewt dewtin' and straight shootin', having to log on to work anyway.

The fuck is up with this asshole's eye?

Okay, I've had bluesky for a while now, yet did not have Forbes blocked until just now. How'd that happen?

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars, LOTR, or Marvel.

Every picture I see of him it's clear he's shooting for "Thoughtful and engaged" but comes across as "Bored and slightly constipated."

why is every obsidian influencer like that?

Finally laying down and the sound my body just made is 3 parts squeaky floorboards and 2 parts screeching iron gate.

If Eliezar Yudowski has no haters then I am dead.

my most butlerian jihad coded belief is that we should probably make it illegal – and more importantly, we should work toward a cultural consensus that it is immoral – to design a computer program whose interface uses the first person

The magic in writing is the chance to understand why someone else feels about something else the way that they do.

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

Dispatch has released! My review: Start > New Game > Select My Options > Screen goes blank > "In Collaboration With Critical Role" > Escape > Exit Game.

Deeply upset that there is no cam model / porn star / OF creator named Nosferwaifu. Seems like a missed opportunity

I am also deeply angry at the YouTube algorithm, that has decided now that I am pushing 50, it's time for me to get really into the civil war, possibly as a way to escape the looming return of it.

So I guess Ol' Chuck got fucked for being too much a duck and not enough a goose-stepper.

ZCQOTD: "Yeah, I was going to mention that but I didn't want to gun guy so hard I fell down the well akshually"