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Sorry, Apple Watch. You actually have no idea how many times I’ve stood up today because I wasn’t wearing you while having multiple bouts of diarrhea this morning. You’re out of your element.

a little louder for the cheap seats in the back

Feminist hero, Genghis Khan

it's going to be a yankee hotel foxtrot fall

I know nothing has ever mattered less to that dipshit but the province is named after the lake not the other way around.

Arrested Development is real life

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing

My kingdom for the Taylor/Travis wedding planning texts to be published, à la Nicola/Brooklyn

Not one of my predictions for the year I would have wanted to come true

Girls don’t like boys, girls like health, education, family finances, safer streets, social care, and online safety for kids Boys will laugh at girls when they don’t balance the budget by dropping bombs on the Middle East

Have y’all heard about Macron’s wife?

Walking out of a child’s birthday party with blood trickling from my ears

Introduced the two people in my gym who are moving to England to “smack barm pey wet” and Mr Blobby today. I am a loyal foot soldier to the dignity of the nation.

Meanwhile, American healthcare is so barbaric that it would financially destroy most people to go to the hospital when a painting is turning them gay smh

Not to be flippant about one of the most heinous things I’ve ever read but

An uncrustable is a kind of dumpling

"Sorry, Homer. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler."

I did it 🥇

We at @spacing.bsky.social are trying to answer Billy Bishop questions our elected federal and provincial officials are avoiding answering. What would it cost, who will pay, and who benefits? Please read and share with people you know who are asking questions. Post this on neighbourhood lists.

I want a tiny car that disappears into a pocket dimension when it’s time to park

This part of the image alone is activating paranoid schizophrenics worldwide

New way for AI to get kids to kill themselves just dropped

Looks like a dementia patient trying to support himself on a countertop

Critical support for Umar Zameer and his family. They have not deserved a single second of the relentless violence and harassment they have been subjected to by the police and premier for nearly five full years now.

We talk a lot about the people on the subway without headphones - and rightly so - but we also need to talk about the people standing and blocking the doors for multiple stops, forcing people to push past them.

We have to s the d of every conservative voter and guillotine every leftist college kid, apparently

Why do we all have to s the d and protect the feelings of right-wing voters all the time

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

One cat to puke, another cat to eat the puke

Lovely Royals Road Trip

We’ve got some heroes on the timeline today. Love to see it

Three “men” - but 2 of them were actually teenagers recruited by Toronto police officers to do their murders for them. The cops may be dangerous and violent but they’re certainly not brave.

Watched a TTC bus pull over to the stop, open its door, and then be unable to close it because it got wedged in the snowbank. The people at the stop were trying to help shove the door closed. Incredible stuff.

guy who tried to unalive hitler nailed it