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YOU - “Lamby looks soft.” LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face. YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”

Japanese artist Akie Nakata (known as Akie) turns found stones and rocks into animal paintings #WomensArt

YOU - That's sad. LIMBIC SYSTEM - Yes, it is. And you drowned in that sadness a long time ago. YOU - What do you mean, “drowned”? LIMBIC SYSTEM - You lost.

Insane people will pay $20 for alfredo sauce. Here is a 5 minute alfredo recipe: 1. melt butter 2. add pasta water and milk/cream and bring to a rapid simmer, stirring constantly for a couple minutes 4. take off heat, stir in grated parmesan cheese 5. toss with pasta this is not worth $20

Slay

My painting MIDWEST PRAIRIE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 17 , 1954

Why yes, that is a blue-footed booby posing in the Galápagos Islands.

The first depiction of Jesus and Mary

end of semester vibes #rats #art

@peachsaliva.bsky.social Subathon thing for Pat to say: "Resident Evil 2 is one of the most awful games ever made, and it made me a worse person. Also, I lied the whole time. I don't know what the zapping system is."

Every year.

Cooking up a new OC

I’m drunk someone tell the goth girls where I live.