Ten Pounds In a

Vinicius for Bruno, who says no

not only is today’s newsletter enjoyable, it’s also U’s full

Massachusetts Schoolboy Legend Sal Frelick

hey @mlb.com listen to Robocop

I ran an op with Tommy Teepel It blew up and now the campaign is through I fucked it up using Tommy Teepel Now Al-Sayed’s gonna turn Michigan blue

Macbeth (1606)

My local librarian:

🎵🎵 She don’t practice, Zacharia 🎵

He was a bucket and a problem for his home country of Neckoslovakia

+the Dark Knight license plate frame = why so cerberus

Keebler Elf shop talk:

war.gov WAR is negative this season

TOOTBLAN! TOOTBLAN! TOOTBLAN!!

Chad Tracy stunned that a starter can go 7 in the playoffs

Fountains of Jayne

If you belieeeve Venus ate its own moon

The Second Apron, new on Food Network where contestants get $50 to make a three-course meal and if they go over that amount they have to spend the rest of the season doing dishes

I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.

1960s NY theater critic:

haven’t seen James Madison tackle Liberty like this since the Bill of Rights

Hegel opening Bluesky today: fuck yeah this is great Hegel reading the feed: well this fucking sucks. what are all these maps

HWAZZZZZZZUPPPPPP

"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT

United played Hull last week, today they complete the Mass double hosting

DESPITE MY AGGRESH I AM STILL JUST A

If you want some comedy ask Enes Kanter Freedom to defend his actions

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

🎵🎵tried to change but I changed my mind think I’ll have another glass of French cocaine wine 🎵

23-year-old GM’s kid getting an assistant OC job

Enes Kanter’s lack of D finally useful

I don't know who needs to hear this, but: Ass (left); Hole in the Ground (right)

For Whom The Horn Honks

A Perfect Day for Banana Pics

can you use it to pay alimony

RIP Cumby’s

Who called it PGA Tour viewership report and not Their Eyes Were Watching Golf

winning without a shot on goal is like shooting the moon

Big Stretch. RT if you agree

Norway DeGrasse Tyson

new Shuffling Deck Chairs on the Titanic just dropped

Can’t make the final pass call him Dani Almost

that’s right

Ten minutes? Claus giving BIH gifts out here

Stanton talking to Lincoln about his army at Gettysburg, July 1, 1863

in the Hitchhiker's Guide, the most obscene curse word in the whole Galaxy is Belgium anyway, Belgium can go Belgium

I remember the last time Argentina thought they’d run right over a small group of islands